} 036 - [VIDEO] - babbytiems

[creatingalegacy]

[The video function suddenly turns on...to show a shot of a nearby wall. After much clumsy finagling with little fingers not subject to the same level of motor control as is normal for them, Amanda manages to point it towards herself--a tiny, chubby, 3-year-old version of herself. She's trying to glower, but she just looks pouty. Then she speaks

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[stopthat_destro]

Don't worry, I'm gonna build a robot arm, and then I'm gonna be able to open ALL the doors, so I can open your door for you, too.

[creatingalegacy]

[She sniffles a little.]

...Rex?

[She saw his entry, and besides, who the hell else would talk seriously about building a robot arm?]

[stopthat_destro]

Yeah, it's Rex.

Also, if you look really sad, people will give you anything you want. Because of parenting instinct, I think.

[creatingalegacy]

That doesn't work on everyone. Sometimes it just makes parents angry.

[majorum_pride]

[Oh god. Why are there more distressing tinys?]

Amanda. What room are you in?

[creatingalegacy]

[For the adorbs, of course!]

Level 8...room 11.

[majorum_pride]

I'll be there shortly and stay with you until your warden comes.

[Unless she's tiny.]

[creatingalegacy]

Thank you.

[Babbymanda is more inclined to use basic manners. It sometimes kept her from getting her ass beaten.]

[expectremorse]

[Hoffman can't even mark this private. He's too amazed by the entire situation. This flood? Greatest flood ever? Very possibly. It is however hard to suppress the "that's a kid who needs help instinct."

So have a younger, considerably thinner, healthier version of Mark Hoffman wearking a 1983-era haircut and police uniform. ]

Aren't you just adorable.

[creatingalegacy]

Shut up!

[She pouts even harder.]

[expectremorse]

[He can't hold the laugh in any longer. He turns away from the camera and starts laughing uproariously. He stops himself quickly.]

Mashed peas- [sporfle] Can I get you anything? Axe? Toolkit? A hamburger? ...bib?

[More laughter.]

[creatingalegacy]

You're stupid! You are just so stupid! Leave me alone!

[whattheytellyou]

[And this gets a bit of a giggle from Sarah.]

You're adorable.

[creatingalegacy]

[POUTING SO HARD. Possibly also stomping a foot.]

It's not funny Sarah!

[whattheytellyou]

[The giggling turns into chuckling.]

I ought to come down there and cuddle you. How many chances will I get?

[creatingalegacy]

[On one hand, NO. On the other...yay, cuddles!]

Do what you want. I don't care!

[flashy_magic]

Yeah, well...being a bird was fun. This isn't.