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Fucking banana rum's gone missing. Fuck, fuck. Do rodents drink hard liquor? Goddamn it. Look into exterminators. Fuck rats.
I believe I am in desperate need of a store run. I would like company. Irma? Napoleon? God knows where Richard is Leo Leo? J If all else fails, I can go by myself, of course, but I'd be much obliged if I had an escort as I am sort of tipsy and do not fancy falling on my ass again tonight.
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Especially not where I could potentially fall and land on a hobo, thank you.
I believe I am in desperate need of a store run. I would like company. Irma? Napoleon? God knows where Richard is Leo Leo? J If all else fails, I can go by myself, of course, but I'd be much obliged if I had an escort as I am sort of tipsy and do not fancy falling on my ass again tonight.
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Especially not where I could potentially fall and land on a hobo, thank you.