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[A few pentaps.]
I'm out of vodka.
My brother just arrived for his spring break, and he's been sleeping off the jet lag for a while now. Goodness, did I miss him. I haven't
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OH MY FU FUCKING MOUSE RICHARD
It appears there is a mouse in my bathroom! Richard. If you would be ever so kind to come over and kill it bring the poor creature outside, I'd appreciate it. I'd rather not have to wake Jason.