Maybe people read this more... CONTEST. ENTRIES = YES PLEASE
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Age:
Location:
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Contest Rules
The questions you answer are based on a point system. The more points you have in each category, the more likely you'll become the winner. The winner will be given the option to receive one of three very special prizes. Each category has a maximum of 10 points per question, for a maximum of 400 points altogether. Only the persons who win or exceed a total of 260 points will know the options from which to choose from.
Categories
- Length: It's always good to have "Long Stuff" to be proud of.
- Creativity: If there's more than an ounce you can part with, do it.
- Uniqueness: "Your Mom" does not count as being unique.
- Humor: ROTFLMAO at something you've written is an automatic 10.
Let the contest begin.
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1.) You walk into your favorite clothing store only to see your arch nemesis wearing the SAME EXACT outfit as you: shirt, skirt (or shorts), shoes, accessories, and all. They even found a replica of the authentic Indian bangles your auntie imported to you from overseas. Obviously, you are pissed. How do you confront this situation?
2.) It's almost time for that annual float parade your town celebrates. This year the theme has leaned more towards the conservative morals of society and dubbed the name "Jesus And The Taxpayers." You feel inclined to participate in creating one of these floats with your friends, either to show your pride for the event or mock the idiots who thought up the theme; you haven't decided yet. What awe-inspiring idea have you come up with?
3.) The bath water is running, you're pretty much naked aside from a salmon-colored baseball cap with the words "Taking One For The Team" on it and a lamenated cardboard cut-out of Mark Dalton (or Aria Giovanni, if you happen to desire so) snuggly nuzzled beneath your left arm pit. As you place your other foot into the tub of unlimited sensual possibilities, the bath salts affect you in a strange hallucinogenic way. Recall what you saw, and what had happened.
4.) High demands for a dinosaur exhibit at the local museum has forced the city to hire inexperienced technicians. You have been assigned to aid in the design of these prehistoric manifestations, but since you lack the engineering and mechanical skills in bringing pieces of scrap metal to life, you must find an alternative solution. How do you overcome this obstacle?
5.) As you stroll through the underground subways of downtown New York, you can't help but notice what appears to be a sick, dying, and possibly diseased kitten in the corner of your eye. Getting closer to the almost lifeless feline, it peers up at you besting an attempt of seduction with unnatural amounts of cuteness. You suspect something dangerously suspicious and maniacal but, regardless, you feel inclined to cradle it back to health. Describe the strange events that happened following the interception.
6.) The most unspeakable of personal horrors has come true. An extremely vindictive person, who shall forever remain anonymous, has machine washed and dried your $2500 white rabbit fur-lined avacado mid-length trench coat. It has now shrunk to a size that would glamour Barbie's disproportioned torso. Desparate to revert your prized threads to its original state, you decide drastic measures must be taken. Provide detailed tactics on how you returned all to what it was before.
7.) It's autumn. Mysteriously, a cider mill has been brought into existence a few miles outside of the city. Popularity for its pasturized goodness has grown at exponential rates, boasting that its peculiar flavor holds ethereal properties. Because of your apples and bananas hiatus, you refuse to participate in this expansive fad. Nights following, your attention has been redirected toward the customers and their odd behaviors, especially references of lurking and lurching after dusk. Interest to investigate overwhelms you. What sorts of gruesome discoveries have you unearthed?
8.) You have just been informed that your great Grandmother who had lived in the darkest corners of Europe has passed away. Even though you knew nothing of her ever being alive, in her will she had left for you a rare and beautiful surprise. Air mail takes about two weeks to receive between nations, naturally. The package eventually comes, you open with sheer excitement. Pushing the foam peanuts aside, you unveil something so extraordinary it baffles you. Inform, as best as possible, this rare beauty and the occurences that came after the unveiling.
9.) A conglomerate located far to the south has been rumored to host an anarchist organization with plans to assasinate all famous figures, including celebrities. Gearing up, you realize the only way for David Beckham (or Gwen Stefani, if you happen to desire so) to ever fall in love with you is to save their helpless asses from imminent death. Where was the anarchist's secret base located and how were you able to infiltrate it, ultimately saving every famous icon in pop culture?
10.) Adventuring into the depths of a nearby trash can to recover the pair of Air Pumps your mother threw away, a magical lamp is revealed underneath a disgustingly slimey napkin. As you rub the lamp to remove the vile substances on it, a spirit emerges from the deep recesses of the spout. Before it grants you your well deserved three wishes, it would like for you to escort it to a place unknown to earth, far beyond this galaxy. In what ingenious ways do you accomplish this task?
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Post your answers in the Blog section (a copy of this will be made there as well), or make it into a reply message. You will receive your total points scored for each category and question shortly after your submittance.
May best of luck follow you, at least in winning this contest.
Name:
Age:
Location:
==
Contest Rules
The questions you answer are based on a point system. The more points you have in each category, the more likely you'll become the winner. The winner will be given the option to receive one of three very special prizes. Each category has a maximum of 10 points per question, for a maximum of 400 points altogether. Only the persons who win or exceed a total of 260 points will know the options from which to choose from.
Categories
- Length: It's always good to have "Long Stuff" to be proud of.
- Creativity: If there's more than an ounce you can part with, do it.
- Uniqueness: "Your Mom" does not count as being unique.
- Humor: ROTFLMAO at something you've written is an automatic 10.
Let the contest begin.
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1.) You walk into your favorite clothing store only to see your arch nemesis wearing the SAME EXACT outfit as you: shirt, skirt (or shorts), shoes, accessories, and all. They even found a replica of the authentic Indian bangles your auntie imported to you from overseas. Obviously, you are pissed. How do you confront this situation?
2.) It's almost time for that annual float parade your town celebrates. This year the theme has leaned more towards the conservative morals of society and dubbed the name "Jesus And The Taxpayers." You feel inclined to participate in creating one of these floats with your friends, either to show your pride for the event or mock the idiots who thought up the theme; you haven't decided yet. What awe-inspiring idea have you come up with?
3.) The bath water is running, you're pretty much naked aside from a salmon-colored baseball cap with the words "Taking One For The Team" on it and a lamenated cardboard cut-out of Mark Dalton (or Aria Giovanni, if you happen to desire so) snuggly nuzzled beneath your left arm pit. As you place your other foot into the tub of unlimited sensual possibilities, the bath salts affect you in a strange hallucinogenic way. Recall what you saw, and what had happened.
4.) High demands for a dinosaur exhibit at the local museum has forced the city to hire inexperienced technicians. You have been assigned to aid in the design of these prehistoric manifestations, but since you lack the engineering and mechanical skills in bringing pieces of scrap metal to life, you must find an alternative solution. How do you overcome this obstacle?
5.) As you stroll through the underground subways of downtown New York, you can't help but notice what appears to be a sick, dying, and possibly diseased kitten in the corner of your eye. Getting closer to the almost lifeless feline, it peers up at you besting an attempt of seduction with unnatural amounts of cuteness. You suspect something dangerously suspicious and maniacal but, regardless, you feel inclined to cradle it back to health. Describe the strange events that happened following the interception.
6.) The most unspeakable of personal horrors has come true. An extremely vindictive person, who shall forever remain anonymous, has machine washed and dried your $2500 white rabbit fur-lined avacado mid-length trench coat. It has now shrunk to a size that would glamour Barbie's disproportioned torso. Desparate to revert your prized threads to its original state, you decide drastic measures must be taken. Provide detailed tactics on how you returned all to what it was before.
7.) It's autumn. Mysteriously, a cider mill has been brought into existence a few miles outside of the city. Popularity for its pasturized goodness has grown at exponential rates, boasting that its peculiar flavor holds ethereal properties. Because of your apples and bananas hiatus, you refuse to participate in this expansive fad. Nights following, your attention has been redirected toward the customers and their odd behaviors, especially references of lurking and lurching after dusk. Interest to investigate overwhelms you. What sorts of gruesome discoveries have you unearthed?
8.) You have just been informed that your great Grandmother who had lived in the darkest corners of Europe has passed away. Even though you knew nothing of her ever being alive, in her will she had left for you a rare and beautiful surprise. Air mail takes about two weeks to receive between nations, naturally. The package eventually comes, you open with sheer excitement. Pushing the foam peanuts aside, you unveil something so extraordinary it baffles you. Inform, as best as possible, this rare beauty and the occurences that came after the unveiling.
9.) A conglomerate located far to the south has been rumored to host an anarchist organization with plans to assasinate all famous figures, including celebrities. Gearing up, you realize the only way for David Beckham (or Gwen Stefani, if you happen to desire so) to ever fall in love with you is to save their helpless asses from imminent death. Where was the anarchist's secret base located and how were you able to infiltrate it, ultimately saving every famous icon in pop culture?
10.) Adventuring into the depths of a nearby trash can to recover the pair of Air Pumps your mother threw away, a magical lamp is revealed underneath a disgustingly slimey napkin. As you rub the lamp to remove the vile substances on it, a spirit emerges from the deep recesses of the spout. Before it grants you your well deserved three wishes, it would like for you to escort it to a place unknown to earth, far beyond this galaxy. In what ingenious ways do you accomplish this task?
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Post your answers in the Blog section (a copy of this will be made there as well), or make it into a reply message. You will receive your total points scored for each category and question shortly after your submittance.
May best of luck follow you, at least in winning this contest.