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I go downstairs to get a muffin.
My brother gives me a look.
I walk into the kitchen, and say "Lucy [from I love Lucy] had cool eyeballs."
Instantaneously my father yells "I HATE HIM. I JUST FUCKING HATE HIM." My brother runs up the stairs bawling like a little girl.
"He's the most hurtful little fuck that ever was, he just can't let shit go."
"Uhmn..I'm sorry?"
I get my muffin, come back upstairs, to pretend I'm a pretty nonexistant gay guy.
Pshh...and my parents try to tell me we're not a dysfunctional family.
My brother gives me a look.
I walk into the kitchen, and say "Lucy [from I love Lucy] had cool eyeballs."
Instantaneously my father yells "I HATE HIM. I JUST FUCKING HATE HIM." My brother runs up the stairs bawling like a little girl.
"He's the most hurtful little fuck that ever was, he just can't let shit go."
"Uhmn..I'm sorry?"
I get my muffin, come back upstairs, to pretend I'm a pretty nonexistant gay guy.
Pshh...and my parents try to tell me we're not a dysfunctional family.