everyone is unique, just like you
I just have a quick funny story to relate:
So, I my friend's house (we shall call her Abigail to protect her identity). In any case, I was at my friends Abigail's house last night and I told her I needed to use the bathroom. Now this is no menial task at Abigail's house. For Abigail has an amazing toilet that HEATS up! Yes, thats right folks. No more getting up in the middle of the night and having to sit down on a ice cold toilet seat!
Anyways, so I told Abigail I had to use the toilet and she said I should wait a minute so she could turn it on and heat it up. I, of course, obliged and post-poned my bathroom adventures for a few minutes as I waited for the toilet to do its magic. After about a minute, I asked Abigail if the toilet was heated yet. So she bent down and touched it. I quickly grabbed back her arm and said "oh abigail, don't touch it." She sheepishly pulled her hand back and said, " I'm sorry. don't worry, ill clean it" and proceeds to grab a tissue and clean off the area of the toilet seat that she had touched. After seeing her do this, I began laughing and commented,"silly abilgail, that is not what i meant. I meant YOU should clean YOUR hands." After looking puzzled for a moment, she suddenly blurted out, "OH RIGHT! BUTTS SIT ON THIS! EWWW GROSS! I FORGOT!"
hahahahaha...maybe this is a "you gotta be there" type of story, but it really made me chuckle.
So, I my friend's house (we shall call her Abigail to protect her identity). In any case, I was at my friends Abigail's house last night and I told her I needed to use the bathroom. Now this is no menial task at Abigail's house. For Abigail has an amazing toilet that HEATS up! Yes, thats right folks. No more getting up in the middle of the night and having to sit down on a ice cold toilet seat!
Anyways, so I told Abigail I had to use the toilet and she said I should wait a minute so she could turn it on and heat it up. I, of course, obliged and post-poned my bathroom adventures for a few minutes as I waited for the toilet to do its magic. After about a minute, I asked Abigail if the toilet was heated yet. So she bent down and touched it. I quickly grabbed back her arm and said "oh abigail, don't touch it." She sheepishly pulled her hand back and said, " I'm sorry. don't worry, ill clean it" and proceeds to grab a tissue and clean off the area of the toilet seat that she had touched. After seeing her do this, I began laughing and commented,"silly abilgail, that is not what i meant. I meant YOU should clean YOUR hands." After looking puzzled for a moment, she suddenly blurted out, "OH RIGHT! BUTTS SIT ON THIS! EWWW GROSS! I FORGOT!"
hahahahaha...maybe this is a "you gotta be there" type of story, but it really made me chuckle.