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YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Lisa
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? good question...I dunno?
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? None, i like my name better!
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?some mexican guy pronounced it Liza
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? My last name is pimp! Bell!
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? sometimes
(8) Do you think God has a gender? i think he is male?
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? yep
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? uhh sure?
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? a casket or the fireplace
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? ...um yea i feel all warm and fuzzy...no not really
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? I laugh at everything
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? a lot of people
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? sometimes yes
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? pshh for sure
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Shiffer Buffin!
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? i have no idea
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? All the time!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........OOOP!drop it like its hooooooooootttt.. and I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!!! who makes a song about barbies??
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? uumm i dont understand some lyrics in rap songs
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Since you’ve been gone by Kelly Clarkson
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Avril lavign's "in my world" ummm..and thats all i can think of for now
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? lone star "amazed"
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? thats for them to decide
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? the new Peter Pan
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? most the time
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Star Wars is gay
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Love movies that make yew cry, and funny pointless movies
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Star Wars, Anime, and alien movies
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Lately its been taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? STINKY CHEESE! Lol jk, um I don’t know
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that im confused?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Prolly not
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Sometimes
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I care a li
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Sometimes
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? No not really
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no..i don’t buy things off the internet
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? umm no...?
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? hehe... we all kno that one... haha
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Their brain.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Why they just don’t ever pay attention and take in the minor details that could mean A LOT.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? No, it has to be interesting
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Who cares about someone’s autograph, I can sign my own stuff
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? When I was little ppl said I looked like posh spice, and then my friend said I looked like Amanda bynes, thats about it
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i would by myself... cause nobody can play me better than me!
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? no?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? umm.... Courtney love, I would love to know what that girl is smokin
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? who?
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? never
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? yes
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yep
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? Not by heart but I know where to find it
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? kinda
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Who does?
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Mmhmmm, waaayyy to many
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, or time travel? Most definitely
(60) What do you think of pi? Mmmmm…yummy...piiiiiiiii
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? nahh
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Id feel special
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? blind would be fun
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? prolly...lol
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? who cares...
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Whatever floats your boat..
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? If I'm romantically attracted to them, that means that I think they’re physically attractive, to ME atleast
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? i donno... do they?
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? no
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? hahaha...
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? umm.... my bed
(73) How badly do you want it? real bad... im tired
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yea
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? 2 seconds, and it took me 0 seconds to realize that question was gay
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? No, I LOVE , xmas music, it love the tingly feeling yew get
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 18
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I was the cutest little pumpkin when I was little…
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Beats me
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? uh... lent? idk
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? hmm... be nice to your child an buy them whatever they want an dont act like an idiot Day.... lol...
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? ehh... its so so
(83) How good is your long-term memory? its alright...i can remember the most unimportant things
(84) What is your earliest memory? Getting potty trained and sitting on my little kiddy potty
(85) What is your happiest memory? Going to Disney world
(86) What is your strangest memory? I don’t know
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? Um I don’t care…
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Walk To remember, Notebook, Lion King, Air Bud, lots more…I’m a sap
(89) What book makes/made you cry? Chicken soup for the teenage soul
(90) What song makes/made you cry? Against all odds, Mariah carey version, Sarah Mcglauchlan songs (h/e yew spell her name) and a lot more when I'm sad and listening to music
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? That doesn’t happen to often, so I cant remember
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? No that’s weeiiirrdd
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? No that’s scaarrryyyyy
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? hell yea i would....all night long
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? ive done more
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? maybe
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? kinda
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? i donno dude
(99) How would you have answered it?i hate the last questions on this stupid things cause they are flippin retarted!!! Mmmbahh!!!
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Today, I only let one person know though…I should tell my mom, but that’s too weird
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I LOVE YOU!! And I'm really tired
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Lisa
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? good question...I dunno?
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? None, i like my name better!
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?some mexican guy pronounced it Liza
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? My last name is pimp! Bell!
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? sometimes
(8) Do you think God has a gender? i think he is male?
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? yep
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? uhh sure?
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? a casket or the fireplace
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? ...um yea i feel all warm and fuzzy...no not really
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? I laugh at everything
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? a lot of people
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? sometimes yes
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? pshh for sure
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Shiffer Buffin!
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? i have no idea
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? All the time!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........OOOP!drop it like its hooooooooootttt.. and I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!!! who makes a song about barbies??
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? uumm i dont understand some lyrics in rap songs
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Since you’ve been gone by Kelly Clarkson
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Avril lavign's "in my world" ummm..and thats all i can think of for now
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? lone star "amazed"
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? thats for them to decide
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? the new Peter Pan
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? most the time
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Star Wars is gay
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Love movies that make yew cry, and funny pointless movies
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Star Wars, Anime, and alien movies
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Lately its been taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? STINKY CHEESE! Lol jk, um I don’t know
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that im confused?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Prolly not
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Sometimes
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I care a li
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Sometimes
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? No not really
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no..i don’t buy things off the internet
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? umm no...?
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? hehe... we all kno that one... haha
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Their brain.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Why they just don’t ever pay attention and take in the minor details that could mean A LOT.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? No, it has to be interesting
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Who cares about someone’s autograph, I can sign my own stuff
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? When I was little ppl said I looked like posh spice, and then my friend said I looked like Amanda bynes, thats about it
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i would by myself... cause nobody can play me better than me!
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? no?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? umm.... Courtney love, I would love to know what that girl is smokin
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? who?
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? never
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? yes
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yep
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? Not by heart but I know where to find it
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? kinda
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Who does?
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Mmhmmm, waaayyy to many
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, or time travel? Most definitely
(60) What do you think of pi? Mmmmm…yummy...piiiiiiiii
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? nahh
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Id feel special
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? blind would be fun
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? prolly...lol
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? who cares...
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Whatever floats your boat..
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? If I'm romantically attracted to them, that means that I think they’re physically attractive, to ME atleast
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? i donno... do they?
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? no
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? hahaha...
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? umm.... my bed
(73) How badly do you want it? real bad... im tired
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yea
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? 2 seconds, and it took me 0 seconds to realize that question was gay
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? No, I LOVE , xmas music, it love the tingly feeling yew get
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 18
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I was the cutest little pumpkin when I was little…
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Beats me
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? uh... lent? idk
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? hmm... be nice to your child an buy them whatever they want an dont act like an idiot Day.... lol...
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? ehh... its so so
(83) How good is your long-term memory? its alright...i can remember the most unimportant things
(84) What is your earliest memory? Getting potty trained and sitting on my little kiddy potty
(85) What is your happiest memory? Going to Disney world
(86) What is your strangest memory? I don’t know
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? Um I don’t care…
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Walk To remember, Notebook, Lion King, Air Bud, lots more…I’m a sap
(89) What book makes/made you cry? Chicken soup for the teenage soul
(90) What song makes/made you cry? Against all odds, Mariah carey version, Sarah Mcglauchlan songs (h/e yew spell her name) and a lot more when I'm sad and listening to music
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? That doesn’t happen to often, so I cant remember
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? No that’s weeiiirrdd
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? No that’s scaarrryyyyy
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? hell yea i would....all night long
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? ive done more
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? maybe
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? kinda
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? i donno dude
(99) How would you have answered it?i hate the last questions on this stupid things cause they are flippin retarted!!! Mmmbahh!!!
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Today, I only let one person know though…I should tell my mom, but that’s too weird
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I LOVE YOU!! And I'm really tired