Linnea is creeping me out!!!!
Linnea is really creeping me out... She keeps looking at me. She just sits on the couch and stares. Then she asks me weird questions that begin like this: If you were living in the ocean...? Why the hell would I be living in the ocean??? Oh no... I think she's on to me. She is going to start talking to those little birds down the street and she's gonna tell them to attack me. You know... the little birds with the big voices. She also does crack all the time... and she has the nerve to get mad at me for sneaking foreign strangers into the basement... what a bitch. And then she keeps telling me to get her water and i'm like... no I mother fucking wont bitch. That's all I got for today...