THE SHIT
my grandma is the shit
1.) she uses aim so i can talk to her all the time
2.) she knows what expressions like "lol" means
3.) she is 70
4.) She is down with being called G-MA.
THE SHIT
AND She is coming for christmas this year. In her words, "weather permitting and God willing...lol"
THE SHIT
EDIT:
As our aim conversation continutes.....
Grandma: Do you remember in Savannah when you ate too much of that sea food and puked all over the bathroom in the motel room?
Eric Loes: i did?
Eric Loes: i don't remember that at all
Grandma: You don't remember that?
Eric Loes: not at all
Grandma: Your folks came back in the wee hours, drunk as lords, and maybe they vomited on top of yours. No, they didn't but the next day your mom called the housekeeper and they came and cleaned it up.
Eric Loes: hahaha
Grandma: Your mom tipped BIG for that one.
Eric Loes: haha
Grandma: How old were you when we went to Disney World and Charleston? I thought old enough to remember.
Eric Loes: i think 10. somewhere around there
3:25 PM
Grandma: Do you remember anything about that trip? Like your Goofy hat at Disney?
Eric Loes: yeah
Eric Loes: i remember a lot of it
Eric Loes: just not that
Eric Loes: i remember you falling over the fence
Grandma: Oh, sure, you would remember that. I'm laughing so hard I'm shaking.
Eric Loes: haha
Eric Loes: don't hurt yourself
THE SHIT
still more funny convo....
Eric Loes: our company name is MurLoe Web Solutions
Eric Loes: his last name is Murphy and mine Loes
Grandma: Oh, are you getting lots of other jobs?
Eric Loes: yeah
Eric Loes: we are working on three right now
Grandma: Yes, I got that immediately. Your last names I mean.
Eric Loes: yeah. i made it up while i was drunk
Eric Loes: sometimes i do my best thinking while drinking. lol
Grandma: ERIC.........that's a sure sign of an alcoholic........thinking best when drunk. LOL
She is probably right about the alcoholic.
1.) she uses aim so i can talk to her all the time
2.) she knows what expressions like "lol" means
3.) she is 70
4.) She is down with being called G-MA.
THE SHIT
AND She is coming for christmas this year. In her words, "weather permitting and God willing...lol"
THE SHIT
EDIT:
As our aim conversation continutes.....
Grandma: Do you remember in Savannah when you ate too much of that sea food and puked all over the bathroom in the motel room?
Eric Loes: i did?
Eric Loes: i don't remember that at all
Grandma: You don't remember that?
Eric Loes: not at all
Grandma: Your folks came back in the wee hours, drunk as lords, and maybe they vomited on top of yours. No, they didn't but the next day your mom called the housekeeper and they came and cleaned it up.
Eric Loes: hahaha
Grandma: Your mom tipped BIG for that one.
Eric Loes: haha
Grandma: How old were you when we went to Disney World and Charleston? I thought old enough to remember.
Eric Loes: i think 10. somewhere around there
3:25 PM
Grandma: Do you remember anything about that trip? Like your Goofy hat at Disney?
Eric Loes: yeah
Eric Loes: i remember a lot of it
Eric Loes: just not that
Eric Loes: i remember you falling over the fence
Grandma: Oh, sure, you would remember that. I'm laughing so hard I'm shaking.
Eric Loes: haha
Eric Loes: don't hurt yourself
THE SHIT
still more funny convo....
Eric Loes: our company name is MurLoe Web Solutions
Eric Loes: his last name is Murphy and mine Loes
Grandma: Oh, are you getting lots of other jobs?
Eric Loes: yeah
Eric Loes: we are working on three right now
Grandma: Yes, I got that immediately. Your last names I mean.
Eric Loes: yeah. i made it up while i was drunk
Eric Loes: sometimes i do my best thinking while drinking. lol
Grandma: ERIC.........that's a sure sign of an alcoholic........thinking best when drunk. LOL
She is probably right about the alcoholic.