An Update...

[crazyviolaguy]

So, I guess I have a job now. Im a loss prevention field agent for Six Flags, which means that I get to do undercover work in the park to prevent shoplifting and fraud. Should be interesting, and I guess kinda dangerous. From what some of the guys who interviewed said, apparently some people get a little violent when they are caught stealing... Its

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[cody_the_great1]

Theft Prevention eh? That sounds like a job that I would GOD DAMN FUCKING LIKE!! (still haven't gotten that phone call and they haven't been answering theirs) ARGGG!!

[i_feel_nothing]

wait.... do you get to fight back if the coons...err.. i mean shoplifters try to fight you? cause that would be teh pwnage.
you should check out Buch's LJ... quite the drama center at the moment...

[crazyviolaguy]

Well, the ex military guy who semi interrogated me asked If I had ever had to make a split second decision that could possibly save my life... I said no and he responded with, "Well, If I ask you that question next year, your answer will be different." So Im assuming yes, I might get to go Jack Bauer on someone if they resist being taken in.

[joostank]

lol oh ya... people flip the fuck out when they get caught stealing

most likely, they run. but in a place like six flags, security would probably get them.

otherwise, they usually try to weasel out of it by causing a scene, making it look like you're the bad guy (racist, etc) and talking about how they'd kick your ass and whatnot

[crazyviolaguy]

The only reason they would be walking to the security booth is because Jack Bauer did not feel like carrying them... ya ive been watching 24...