English 1102, I had to write 20 haiku. So now I present you with my work:
Haiku
"Overdrive"
Overdrive on amp
A Minor, C Major, D
I love my guitar.
"Sweetest Symphony"
Violin, Cello
With rosin dust in the air
Play sweet symphony.
"Hatred for Halo"
Quick, go for the sword
Too late, I have been slaughtered
Halo really sucks.
"Pie, mmmm"
Carving the pumpkin
Scooping the stringy innards
I cant wait for pie.
"The Crazy Guy in the Cell Next Door"
Miggs is very sick
Hannibal, O Hannibal
Make him eat his tongue.
"I Hate German"
Ich spreche Deutch
Ich nicht spreche Französisch
Parlez-vous français?
"Roddenberry Roles in his Grave"
Why was it cancelled
The fourth season was so great
I loved Enterprise.
"Heroes of the State"
By land, air, or sea
They fight for us to be free
Please stay safe soldier.
" Tragedy"
Why are you empty
You were so overpriced
My Starbucks coffee.
"Fool of a Took"
I made too much noise
Now I hear their loud screaming
They have a cave troll.
"Flight 1138"
Damn Oceanic
38 of us are left
And we are all LOST.
"Jump"
Ten years of music
Now you leave the stage empty
Jump Little Children.
"Home"
Someday I'll return
Sandy beaches and salt air
My home is Cape Cod.
"Viola"
Right of the cellos
Underappreciated
Unloved viola.
"WHY ARE YOU SAD???"
Nice, Cool, Sunny Day
Everything is so perfect
Dont cry emo kid.
"P-Diddy"
You said vote or die
So we all went and complied
Bush, 2004!
"Gladiator"
Angry Russel Crow
Always needs to fight people
Anger management.
"Vader"
I am your father
Join the dark side with me son
You'll get a cool mask.
"Chappaquidick"
Poor Ted Kennedy
Not taken seriously
Hope no one drowns.
"Arborview Apartments"
Fire drill at dawn
Always when im fast asleep
I hate Arborview.