Aug 01, 2004 13:57
Dear rabbit,
Just got back from vaca. Here are a couple of the funniest friking things ive ever heard.
Jay-aka-hawkeye
-"Probally the most g-rated thing i thought about that 13-year-old, was ravaging her pussy."
-Hawkeyes #1 pick
-Blue Balls
-"Toms cute, ry looks good, and i just look"
-Hunies
-"guys, i gotta pee"
-Guys, check out the best thing ive ever done....tie die sun flower."
-Bizz
-The taker of australia
-"sega...sega....watch out for the sega....sega....sega"
-"Its back on...its back on...its back on...its back on"
Tom-aka-Eaglefeather
-Hey, are you 12, cause you look 12
-the chill spot
-wanted carsons autograph
-asain kid hit me in the face with a frisbee
-"i need to make out with some hunies...like...right now"
-....."wanna go in the pool?"
-16 cokes in 2 days
-ive got it bad-tbs song
-mission failed
Ry-aka-raven claw
-The best colorer
-Bizz
-susie sweigarts
-Columns champ....(38,100)
-Big cookies
-"lameo"
-no belt...couldnt keep his pants up
-"im a horse girl"
-"hes white"
Miscellaneos-
-Mr. Maternack-
"ahhh your wife just spent 500$"...."AAAAWHATTTT"
-"Im loving life....yeahhhhh yeahhhhh"
-Im in the clear"
Mrs.Maternack-
"ive had too many bourbons to remeber your name"
-o shit....a rope"
Carson (from queer eye for the straight guy...we saw him)-
-Keep dry...stay stylin"
-"hugs and cashmeres"
Tom,jay,ry-
...I smoke rocks
-the flower arangment
Mrs. Butler-
(time is 1:30 in the morning....me ry and jay are asleep)
..."knock knock knock knock (knocks on our hotel door)
.......yes mom (says jay)..."you guys want some pizza" says mom
Eric-
-"pounce"
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All those are things that we heard...said..did. If you want further explaination.....just ask the wich one you want me to tell you about. The explanations are way too long. So ill just explain the ones you guys want to know about.
Rabbit Run,
EagleFeather