Yes I'm random and stupid, but you love me damnit!
1.What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
-> Got married...yes, that's it.
2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions?
-> IConsidering I didn't make one, yes.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
-> Brians sister.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
-> ....nah.
5. What countries did you visit?
-> USA. Where I live.
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
-> Breasts.
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
-> May 21, my wedding day because ya know, it's significant.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
-> telling my mother off
9. What was your biggest failure?
-> not going through with things
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
-> Ive had it for awhile, but just figured it out now...Thyroid things, possibly cancer
11. What was the best thing you bought?
-> A buddah, he's awsome
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
-> noone, people suck
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
-> me
14. Where did most of your money go?
->Fucking bills.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
-> None, maybe if they said like...2004 in them I would remember them. 1999 will be remembered...but it was make in like, 1984 er something.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
ii. thinner or fatter?
Fatta!
iii. richer or poorer?
Richer I think
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
-> Spend more time on me
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
-> Spend money on useless shit ca ca
21. Did you ...fall in love in 2004?
->No, continued love tho.
22. How many ...one-night stands?
-> none
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
-> not hate, but relationships have definately changed
25. What was the best book you read?
-> Interview with a vampire
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
-> what.
27. What did you want and get?
-> rich and famous
28. What was your favorite film of this year?
-> eh.
29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
-> 21, went to a hick bar and didn't drink anything.
30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
-> If I could have done something worth noting here.
31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
-> Fat clothes and baseball caps.
32. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
-> eh.
33. Who did you miss?
-> eh.
34. Who was the best new person you met?
-> um...eh?
35. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:
-> Shit in one hand and hope in the other, see which fills up quicker.
36. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
-> "I'm wild when I'm on my back..."
A) First, recommend to me:
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:
(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want.
(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.
I have nothing to do can't you tell?
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: "Press the {enter} key." -Final Fantasy XI online
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. ok.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? the boys playing video games
4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 6:54
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:50
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Ian playing San Andres
7. When did you last step outside? Dropped Brian off at work
9. What are you wearing? Shorts, Tshirt
11. When did you last laugh? i dunno
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? white paint... some family photos
13. Seen anything weird lately? not relly
14. What do you think of this quiz? eh.
15. What is the last film you saw? Napolian Dinomite...sweet.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? I would buy everything imagineable, for me and for everyone else
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: i have a mole on my toe
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Kill a certain someone
19. Do you like to dance? sure
20. George Bush: Crackhead.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Autumn Rayne, "RayRay"
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Daniel Curtis
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I am a broad...
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
God: Whats' up.
Me: Not much...I died.
God: Aw shit dude..that sucks.
Me: Yeah.
God: Damn.
Me: Alright, well, see ya later!
God: Later!
Bored
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Things under my feet that I can't see
02 | When Brian sleeps with his arms crossed
03 | Hair
THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | Jess
02 | Jess
03 | and more Jess
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | Good music
02 | Brian
03 | frappicchinos...
THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | Banana flavored things
02 | Condoms
03 | Cigarettes
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | Catholicism
02 | Crackheads
03 | Assholes
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | Phone
02 | Books
03 | at times, my boobs
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | Being in pain
02 | typing
03 | scratching me
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | GHave kids
02 | Shoot assholes with large guns
03 | have everything I ever wanted
THREE THINGS I CAN DO AT THE SAME TIME:
01 | Pee and read
02 | Shit and read
03 | Not shit or pee and read
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Fucked
02 | Fat
03 | tiny feeted.
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Wear a size 2
02 | Put my thigh into a size 2
03 | Attemp to put any part of my body intoa size 2
THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Me
02 | Me
03 | More me
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST ONLINE:
01 | Whats up assfucker!
03 | Dildo!
04 | Shweet
THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Mac anmd cheese
02 | Ham and cheese
03 | Cheese
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | How to pee standing up
02 | How to keep my boobs from flopping around wht i dont wear a bra
03 | How to be a decent human being
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Orange Juice
02 | Water
03 | Man Juice
SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | Strawberry Shortcake
02 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
03 | CAPTAIN PLANET!!!
THREE SCENTS YOU RECOMMEND:
01 | Axe
02 | Anything by Armani
03 | That Brittney Spears shit
THREE NAMES FOR MY CHILDREN COULD BE:
01 | Rayne
02 | Daniel
03 | Curtis
THREE ACTORS/ACTRESSES YOU LIKE:
01 | Kate Winslet
02 | Johnny Depp
03 | Brad Pitt
THREE CANDY BARS YOU CRAVE:
01 | eh
02 | eh
03 | nothin.
THREE MOVIES YOU WOULD SUGGEST:
01 | My private collections
02 | A Clockwork Orange
03 | Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Pass out all the dirty naked pictures of my friends with their phone numbers at the bottom to freaky people with lazy eyes.
Get your resolution here
OK NOW EVERYONE FILL THIS OUT FOR ME K THANKS!
Would you ever...
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Kiss me?
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
12. Take me home for the night?
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
14. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go
alone?
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?(this is the main reason i'm sending this)
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
18. Have totally random no strings attached wild monkey sex with me?
19. Tell anyone about it?
20. Do you think im cute, sexy, or hot?
21. Do you like my style?
22. Do you think im funny?
23. Do you care about me?
24. Would you cry if i died?
25. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide?
26. Would you dance with me?
27. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
28. Make me a cake?
29. Pop out of the cake wearing nothing but a very skanky thong?
30. Give me a lap dance?