Saw TF2 tonight
I didn't have much expectations for the movie. I thought the action scenes were good and the giant robots destroying shit ruled, but that didn't make up for the fact that it was two and a half hours of pure suckage. Yes, yes...I realize this was a mindless summer popcorn flick, but even after I factored for that, the movie was still a let down. I think this is due to the fact that I had such low expectations for the first movie, but it ended up being way better than I thought. Going into this one, I had a benchmark to go off of and this movie couldn't measure up to what I was expecting.
Issues I had with the movie:
1. Too many Transformers. I could not keep track of who was a Decepticon and who was an Autobot. They all looked alike after a while. And then there was were the two ghetto Autobots who were apparently from the projects of Cybertron. What the hell is that? I still hate that the robots like Megatron looked like Robocop's turd.
2. The movie was basically a 2.5 hour commercials for GM/US military enlistment video.
3. Shia LeBeouf sucks. His acting in this movie consisted of stammering, stuttering, and yelling things like OPTIMUS!!!! RUN!!!!! NO!!!!!
4. I didn't know the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum was in middle of the Rockies...oh wait there are no mountains in DC.
5. The old transformer, Jetfire, apparently came to Earth like thousands of years ago before English was even invented, yet he spoke the King's English, when brought to back to life. The Fallen also spoke English, yet I don't believe that he had ever been to Earth.
6. Too many dry humpings. Whether it's dog on dog or robot on leg, once is more than enough...unless you're The D.
7. Story needed to be more robot based. Who gives a shit about the humans? Less humans, more Soundwave.
8. Foul language...yes it was PG13, but there were little kids in the movie theater. This movie geared to kids as much as adults. It made me uncomfortable. I guess I am getting old. Fucking bitches.
9. I loved how in this movie the US/British military can go where they wanted to in the world on a whim. Countries like Jordan, Eqypt, and China could care less that US-led tactical fighting groups were ignoring their sovereignty and bombing the fuck out of their historical sites.
10. Needed more scenes of Megan Fox in cleavage shirts and of her running in slow motion.
As a side note, Michael Bay needs his testicles cut off and fed to him before he passes out from the loss of blood. Fuck that ho.
Issues I had with the movie:
1. Too many Transformers. I could not keep track of who was a Decepticon and who was an Autobot. They all looked alike after a while. And then there was were the two ghetto Autobots who were apparently from the projects of Cybertron. What the hell is that? I still hate that the robots like Megatron looked like Robocop's turd.
2. The movie was basically a 2.5 hour commercials for GM/US military enlistment video.
3. Shia LeBeouf sucks. His acting in this movie consisted of stammering, stuttering, and yelling things like OPTIMUS!!!! RUN!!!!! NO!!!!!
4. I didn't know the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum was in middle of the Rockies...oh wait there are no mountains in DC.
5. The old transformer, Jetfire, apparently came to Earth like thousands of years ago before English was even invented, yet he spoke the King's English, when brought to back to life. The Fallen also spoke English, yet I don't believe that he had ever been to Earth.
6. Too many dry humpings. Whether it's dog on dog or robot on leg, once is more than enough...unless you're The D.
7. Story needed to be more robot based. Who gives a shit about the humans? Less humans, more Soundwave.
8. Foul language...yes it was PG13, but there were little kids in the movie theater. This movie geared to kids as much as adults. It made me uncomfortable. I guess I am getting old. Fucking bitches.
9. I loved how in this movie the US/British military can go where they wanted to in the world on a whim. Countries like Jordan, Eqypt, and China could care less that US-led tactical fighting groups were ignoring their sovereignty and bombing the fuck out of their historical sites.
10. Needed more scenes of Megan Fox in cleavage shirts and of her running in slow motion.
As a side note, Michael Bay needs his testicles cut off and fed to him before he passes out from the loss of blood. Fuck that ho.