What do I do?
Well, I am now a horrible failure. It is really hard to study for a test when my mind is somewhere else. Ugh! I really don't know what to do with myself. I have nothing to offer this world. I'm not smart, I have no talents, and I am not good looking....soooo basically I have nothing going for me. I would just like to run away somewhere, and join
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I can't ever study, because my medicine causes me to have ADHD. Its hard when you know you used to be able to focus... I get bored and wander off and play with puppies or go shopping instead of studying... geez, but its so boring!
Film critic?! That's lame, Sambo! And you aren't joining the convent, because I'll go there and kidnap you! You aren't stupid, either... Dina, there's a dull girl! Someday even she'll have a degree, so geez, you know you can get one! And you do too have talents, goose. You are good at photography, making people laugh, being nice and likable-- you could be a salesman or real estate lady! Or a political scum person in Washington! See, you have all sorts of things you could do!
If we feel like we don't have talents, its our parents faults for being lazy lower middle class dweebs when they could have done much better and sent us to private schools, got us sports lessons, piano lessons, violin lessons and math tutoring.... and sent us on cool vacations and had us learn foreign languages. Most "talented" people really are just a result of all of the perks they got as children. There parents were involved and pushed them into things. You can't be expected to know that you need all of these things at four!
You could also be a business lady and follow in Uncle Eddie's footsteps... and not live in a broken down van and speak to school chidlren! Though that would be a riot of a comedy skit...
And you aren't ugly, either! Tweak this, tweak that and you are pretty! My Mom's friend Elizabeth had her lazy eye fixed and it was no problem... then lose a little weight and fix your teeth and you're set! Everybody thinks the Sambo is pretty! My family does anyway. My mean old grandma says, "That Sami is a pretty girl." So there! :P
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There are so many things you are qualified to do... and a lot of really dumb people just try really hard and succeed. Like my doctor. Geez, she's dumb and she is a DOCTOR! Its in how much you care and how hard you try. Unless you are retarded and drool on people and beat your head and make rainman noises.... which you don't!
Why do you think you are a failure? What are your grades in your classes right now? Because a 70 is passing, my friend... and most of the time, that's good enough! Ask for extra credit or help from the professor and they'll help you out, too. For free! No expensive tutoring needed.
Cheer up. It could be worse. As dumb, middle class people, John Kerry thinks we should be stuck in Iraq right now. Because people who are sophisticated and educated, like him, don't go to wars. Oh, wait! He had a 1.9 GPA until his last semester in college, because he is a DUMBASS. And then he went to war and feigned injury to go home. What a winner. Fight the power, Sambo!
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