penis.
1. hair color: dark
2. eye color: any
3. height: deff taller than me
4. six pack: nice, but not needed
5. long or short hair: Shorter than mine
6. glasses: don't care
7. piercings: im not too big on piercings on guys
8. scars: scars of what? like his battle wounds? man i love me a fighter
9. eyebrows: 2, please...haha thats what im sayin
10. big butt or little: as long as it isn't flat
11. chest hair: as long as you can't braid it
12. buff or skinny: buff but not sasauge like
13. straight teeth, gap: i like the crooked teeth. jk, straight
14. funny or serious: a mixture
15. party or stay at home: both as long as they are done with me
16. should he cook or bake: both
17. should he have a best friend: yes but im most important lol
18. should he have a lotta girl friends: negative
19. outgoing or shy: a little of both
20. sarcastic or sincere: both
21. should he love his mother: i like me a mother beater
22. should he watch chick flicks: as long as he doesn't cry more than me
23. would he be a smoker: mmm yes
24. would he drink: duh, as long as he doesn't beat me too hard when he does
25. would he swear: duh, i love me a swearing man
26. would he play with your hair: yes, like twirlin it like a girl. except NOT.
27. one or more girls at a time: NO WAY JOSE
28. would he pay for dates: sometimes
29. does he kiss on the first date: lol me
30. where would you go to dinner: grandmas house
31. would he bring you flowers: he better
32. would he lay under the stars with you: if its not hailing
33. would he write poetry about you: yeah maybe if its not talking about commiting suicide with me
34. would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: mmm yes
35. would he hang out with you and YOUR friends: yes. and he better not hit on them and they better not hit on HIM
36. would you hang out with him and HIS friends: sure maybe
37. will he walk you to the door at the end: damn straight he will
38. holding hands: mmm yes
39. soccer: no cuz i can't run without getting out of breath and id embarass myself
40. baseball: yes thats fun if we don't have to run haha
41. basketball: yes
42. football: yes
43. water polo: dont we need horses?
44. surf: eh
45. skateboard: no
46. snowboard: teach me
47. sing: maybe
48. play guitar: that gets too emotional
49. play piano: haha no
50. play drums: no thanks
51. clean his room? sure
52. paint, draw, sculpt: yeah i like them artsy boys
53. writes his own music: sure
54. use the word dude: as long as he doesn't say it like the surfer way
55. use the word tight: um
56. would he watch the sun rise with you: but only if we're up all night having sex or something so i don't have to wake up to see it
57. what kind of car does he drive: something sexy, like a CAMARO
58. how old is he: up to 10 years older
59. what would his name be: as long as it doesn't start with q or x or something weird
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GENERAL:
name -- jessica
sex -- Girl
live -- South Carolina
hair length -- short
siblings -- older brother, younger sister, brother in law named chris haha
eyecolor -- Blue
hair color -- Dark Brown/red
race -- White as white can be mother fucker
height -- 6'1
lefty or righty -- Righty
do u have a boyfriend/girlfriend -- i wish. wanna date?
do you have a crush -- i want one
glasses or contacts -- not me
shoe size -- 55
astro sign -- scorpio
FAVORITES:
Color -- red
Book -- is cosmo a book
Movie -- charlie and the chocolate factory (the new one)
Actor -- johnny depp and jude law
Actress -- um, i can't think of any right now
Cereal -- reeses puffs
Food -- bacon ranch salads
Juice -- grape
Fruit -- watermelon, no im not black
Vegetable -- carrots
Car -- 2002 camaro ss
Character -- from what? WILLY WONKA! played by johnny depp
Season -- fall
Boardgame -- candy land
Magazine -- Cosmo!
Owned CD -- queen of the damned soundtrack
Smell -- liz claiborne curve for men, but only when its on the right guy
Perfume -- beyond paradise too!!
Cologne -- Curve! wow tiff we are twins for real
Sound -- the sound of the person you love sleeping next to you, and yes, i have heard that before. and i miss it.
Ice Cream -- Cookies n Cream or mint chocolate chip
Part of Body -- on me- eyes and lips on guys- lips, eyes, arms, back
Eye Color -- blue
College -- PURDUE
Number -- 13
TV Show -- Family Guy
Teacher -- mr. schmenk
Class -- german
Holiday -- christmas and thanksgiving cuz i get to see family
Store -- can't think of a favorite
Candy -- kit kats or twix
Soda -- MOUNTAIN DEW
Restaurant -- carolinas
Salad Dressing -- i like me some ranch
Music Type -- good shit
Fast Food -- McDonald's or Taco Bell
Shampoo/Conditioner -- the green bottle
Toothpaste -- i dunno something green
Cartoon -- family guy
Pizza Toppings -- extra cheese
Gum -- i dunno.
Celebrity -- chester bennington
Shoe Brand -- Flip flops!
Radio Station -- the radio is gay
TV Station -- mtv or vh1
Flower -- daisies
Jelly -- Strawberry i guess, or apple butter
Blizzard flavor from dairy queen -- Oreo!! extra oreo
Place to visit -- INDIANA or cali
Milkshake flavor -- oreo
ECT:
Best Feeling in the World -- i want to be in love.
Worst Feeling in the World -- jealousy.
Most Important thing in life -- family and friends. and MONEY
How many kids do you plan to have -- 2 maybe
# of Pillows -- 2 pillows and one body pillow
Most Erotic Part of the Body -- lol the skin
Least Erotic Part of the Body -- eyeballs
TOO MUCH INFORMATION:
are you too paranoid to attempt this section -- no
are you going to answer truthfully -- yes
are you going to actually put an ANSWER (not- "none ur biznazz) -- yes
are you ready -- yes
last time you threw up -- last week
have you ever had pink eye -- long time ago
have you ever had a leak during you period -- yeah in 9th grade in front of the whole class
have you ever thrown up on someone -- no, have you?
have you ever used Vagisil -- no
Do you have an STD -- no
are you a virgin -- hardly
((if yes))how long do you plan to remain a virgin --
((if no))when did you loose your virginity -- february 22, 2002
have you ever tried to kill yourself -- yes.
have you ever looked at anime/cartoon porn -- thats sick
do members of the same sex ever turn you on -- not so much.
have you ever questioned your sexuality -- nah
whats the farthest you've gone with a boy/girl -- made out with a girl. sex with boys.
THIS OR THAT:
Croutons or bacon bits -- Croutons AND bacon bits, ON THE SAME SALAD
Pencil or pen -- Pen
Country or rap -- rap
Truck or car -- car
Computer or tv -- Computer
Hot tub or swimming pool -- Hot tub
Pants or dress -- Pants
Shorts or skirts -- Skirt
Skiing or snowboarding -- can't do either
Cuddling or making out -- making out
Piercings or tattoos -- both for me
Mt.Dew or Dr.Pepper -- MOUNTAIN DEW
Tighty whities or boxers -- boxers
Christina or Britney -- BRITNEY
Driver or passenger -- driver
Drinking or smoking -- BOTH
Summer or winter -- Winter
Beach or mountains -- Mountains
Being on land or water -- both
Sunrise or sunset -- Sunset
Cat or dog -- dog
Stars or moon -- Stars
Sky diving or bungee -- Either.
Candles or inscense -- both
Trampoline or swing set -- Swing set
Hamburger or cheeseburger -- Cheeseburger only ketchup
Baseball cap or cowboy hat -- cowboy hat!
Driving or flying to your destination -- driving if its not that far. but flying is fun too!
Jet ski or wave runner -- whatever it was that we went on in NC!!!
HAVE YOU EVER:
Gone skinny dipping -- Yes
Been arrested -- yes
Gotten drunk -- Yes
Cheated on your b/f or g/f -- yes
Made out w/ someone you weren't going out with -- yes
Broken a bone - no
Been high -- yes
Stolen anything -- Yes
Bungee jumped -- no
Been to Six flags America -- no, wanna take me?
Wished you hadnt done something -- All the time.
Wanted to be older -- Sometimes.
Wanted to be younger -- no way
Missed a friend's b-day party -- Probably.
Forgotten a birthday -- probably
Told your parents you hate them -- yep
Rejected someone because it would ruin your rep. -- sure
QUESTIONS:
Best friend -- tiffany and tina
Boyfriend or girlfriend -- myself
Who do you have a crush on -- i wish
Who do you think has a crush on you -- i dunno
What color are your sheets -- dark red
Which celebrity would you fuck in 10 seconds -- more like one second, chester bennington
Where's your ideal vacation spot -- any place exotic
Do you have any piercings -- 2 in each ear and an industrial
FUTURE:
What do you want to do -- graduate from college, get married, or how about lets find a husband for me?
What school do you want to go to -- i AM going to ccu
Plan on getting married? -- soon
Describe your fantasy wedding -- lots of people, lots of sex, lots of video recording of the sex, big dress, exotic location, nice husband, lots of dancing and romance and sex, did i mention LOTS OF SEX?
Honeymoon location-- iraq or somewhere exotic like that
How many kids do you want -- maybe 2, im thinking more and more of adoption
Where do you want to live -- some city
Any pets -- i want tiffany as my pet
WHATEVER:
Do you crack your knuckles -- yep
Sexiest eye color -- what is with the eye color question?
Do you drink often -- not as much as i used to
What type of pants do you wear -- jeans
Whats the most annoying thing people can do to you -- not call me back, say stupid things, ignore me, etc
Have you ever recieved a dozen roses -- once
Do you throw things when you're mad -- yeah
Would you ever start a survey site -- yeah i think not
2. eye color: any
3. height: deff taller than me
4. six pack: nice, but not needed
5. long or short hair: Shorter than mine
6. glasses: don't care
7. piercings: im not too big on piercings on guys
8. scars: scars of what? like his battle wounds? man i love me a fighter
9. eyebrows: 2, please...haha thats what im sayin
10. big butt or little: as long as it isn't flat
11. chest hair: as long as you can't braid it
12. buff or skinny: buff but not sasauge like
13. straight teeth, gap: i like the crooked teeth. jk, straight
14. funny or serious: a mixture
15. party or stay at home: both as long as they are done with me
16. should he cook or bake: both
17. should he have a best friend: yes but im most important lol
18. should he have a lotta girl friends: negative
19. outgoing or shy: a little of both
20. sarcastic or sincere: both
21. should he love his mother: i like me a mother beater
22. should he watch chick flicks: as long as he doesn't cry more than me
23. would he be a smoker: mmm yes
24. would he drink: duh, as long as he doesn't beat me too hard when he does
25. would he swear: duh, i love me a swearing man
26. would he play with your hair: yes, like twirlin it like a girl. except NOT.
27. one or more girls at a time: NO WAY JOSE
28. would he pay for dates: sometimes
29. does he kiss on the first date: lol me
30. where would you go to dinner: grandmas house
31. would he bring you flowers: he better
32. would he lay under the stars with you: if its not hailing
33. would he write poetry about you: yeah maybe if its not talking about commiting suicide with me
34. would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: mmm yes
35. would he hang out with you and YOUR friends: yes. and he better not hit on them and they better not hit on HIM
36. would you hang out with him and HIS friends: sure maybe
37. will he walk you to the door at the end: damn straight he will
38. holding hands: mmm yes
39. soccer: no cuz i can't run without getting out of breath and id embarass myself
40. baseball: yes thats fun if we don't have to run haha
41. basketball: yes
42. football: yes
43. water polo: dont we need horses?
44. surf: eh
45. skateboard: no
46. snowboard: teach me
47. sing: maybe
48. play guitar: that gets too emotional
49. play piano: haha no
50. play drums: no thanks
51. clean his room? sure
52. paint, draw, sculpt: yeah i like them artsy boys
53. writes his own music: sure
54. use the word dude: as long as he doesn't say it like the surfer way
55. use the word tight: um
56. would he watch the sun rise with you: but only if we're up all night having sex or something so i don't have to wake up to see it
57. what kind of car does he drive: something sexy, like a CAMARO
58. how old is he: up to 10 years older
59. what would his name be: as long as it doesn't start with q or x or something weird
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GENERAL:
name -- jessica
sex -- Girl
live -- South Carolina
hair length -- short
siblings -- older brother, younger sister, brother in law named chris haha
eyecolor -- Blue
hair color -- Dark Brown/red
race -- White as white can be mother fucker
height -- 6'1
lefty or righty -- Righty
do u have a boyfriend/girlfriend -- i wish. wanna date?
do you have a crush -- i want one
glasses or contacts -- not me
shoe size -- 55
astro sign -- scorpio
FAVORITES:
Color -- red
Book -- is cosmo a book
Movie -- charlie and the chocolate factory (the new one)
Actor -- johnny depp and jude law
Actress -- um, i can't think of any right now
Cereal -- reeses puffs
Food -- bacon ranch salads
Juice -- grape
Fruit -- watermelon, no im not black
Vegetable -- carrots
Car -- 2002 camaro ss
Character -- from what? WILLY WONKA! played by johnny depp
Season -- fall
Boardgame -- candy land
Magazine -- Cosmo!
Owned CD -- queen of the damned soundtrack
Smell -- liz claiborne curve for men, but only when its on the right guy
Perfume -- beyond paradise too!!
Cologne -- Curve! wow tiff we are twins for real
Sound -- the sound of the person you love sleeping next to you, and yes, i have heard that before. and i miss it.
Ice Cream -- Cookies n Cream or mint chocolate chip
Part of Body -- on me- eyes and lips on guys- lips, eyes, arms, back
Eye Color -- blue
College -- PURDUE
Number -- 13
TV Show -- Family Guy
Teacher -- mr. schmenk
Class -- german
Holiday -- christmas and thanksgiving cuz i get to see family
Store -- can't think of a favorite
Candy -- kit kats or twix
Soda -- MOUNTAIN DEW
Restaurant -- carolinas
Salad Dressing -- i like me some ranch
Music Type -- good shit
Fast Food -- McDonald's or Taco Bell
Shampoo/Conditioner -- the green bottle
Toothpaste -- i dunno something green
Cartoon -- family guy
Pizza Toppings -- extra cheese
Gum -- i dunno.
Celebrity -- chester bennington
Shoe Brand -- Flip flops!
Radio Station -- the radio is gay
TV Station -- mtv or vh1
Flower -- daisies
Jelly -- Strawberry i guess, or apple butter
Blizzard flavor from dairy queen -- Oreo!! extra oreo
Place to visit -- INDIANA or cali
Milkshake flavor -- oreo
ECT:
Best Feeling in the World -- i want to be in love.
Worst Feeling in the World -- jealousy.
Most Important thing in life -- family and friends. and MONEY
How many kids do you plan to have -- 2 maybe
# of Pillows -- 2 pillows and one body pillow
Most Erotic Part of the Body -- lol the skin
Least Erotic Part of the Body -- eyeballs
TOO MUCH INFORMATION:
are you too paranoid to attempt this section -- no
are you going to answer truthfully -- yes
are you going to actually put an ANSWER (not- "none ur biznazz) -- yes
are you ready -- yes
last time you threw up -- last week
have you ever had pink eye -- long time ago
have you ever had a leak during you period -- yeah in 9th grade in front of the whole class
have you ever thrown up on someone -- no, have you?
have you ever used Vagisil -- no
Do you have an STD -- no
are you a virgin -- hardly
((if yes))how long do you plan to remain a virgin --
((if no))when did you loose your virginity -- february 22, 2002
have you ever tried to kill yourself -- yes.
have you ever looked at anime/cartoon porn -- thats sick
do members of the same sex ever turn you on -- not so much.
have you ever questioned your sexuality -- nah
whats the farthest you've gone with a boy/girl -- made out with a girl. sex with boys.
THIS OR THAT:
Croutons or bacon bits -- Croutons AND bacon bits, ON THE SAME SALAD
Pencil or pen -- Pen
Country or rap -- rap
Truck or car -- car
Computer or tv -- Computer
Hot tub or swimming pool -- Hot tub
Pants or dress -- Pants
Shorts or skirts -- Skirt
Skiing or snowboarding -- can't do either
Cuddling or making out -- making out
Piercings or tattoos -- both for me
Mt.Dew or Dr.Pepper -- MOUNTAIN DEW
Tighty whities or boxers -- boxers
Christina or Britney -- BRITNEY
Driver or passenger -- driver
Drinking or smoking -- BOTH
Summer or winter -- Winter
Beach or mountains -- Mountains
Being on land or water -- both
Sunrise or sunset -- Sunset
Cat or dog -- dog
Stars or moon -- Stars
Sky diving or bungee -- Either.
Candles or inscense -- both
Trampoline or swing set -- Swing set
Hamburger or cheeseburger -- Cheeseburger only ketchup
Baseball cap or cowboy hat -- cowboy hat!
Driving or flying to your destination -- driving if its not that far. but flying is fun too!
Jet ski or wave runner -- whatever it was that we went on in NC!!!
HAVE YOU EVER:
Gone skinny dipping -- Yes
Been arrested -- yes
Gotten drunk -- Yes
Cheated on your b/f or g/f -- yes
Made out w/ someone you weren't going out with -- yes
Broken a bone - no
Been high -- yes
Stolen anything -- Yes
Bungee jumped -- no
Been to Six flags America -- no, wanna take me?
Wished you hadnt done something -- All the time.
Wanted to be older -- Sometimes.
Wanted to be younger -- no way
Missed a friend's b-day party -- Probably.
Forgotten a birthday -- probably
Told your parents you hate them -- yep
Rejected someone because it would ruin your rep. -- sure
QUESTIONS:
Best friend -- tiffany and tina
Boyfriend or girlfriend -- myself
Who do you have a crush on -- i wish
Who do you think has a crush on you -- i dunno
What color are your sheets -- dark red
Which celebrity would you fuck in 10 seconds -- more like one second, chester bennington
Where's your ideal vacation spot -- any place exotic
Do you have any piercings -- 2 in each ear and an industrial
FUTURE:
What do you want to do -- graduate from college, get married, or how about lets find a husband for me?
What school do you want to go to -- i AM going to ccu
Plan on getting married? -- soon
Describe your fantasy wedding -- lots of people, lots of sex, lots of video recording of the sex, big dress, exotic location, nice husband, lots of dancing and romance and sex, did i mention LOTS OF SEX?
Honeymoon location-- iraq or somewhere exotic like that
How many kids do you want -- maybe 2, im thinking more and more of adoption
Where do you want to live -- some city
Any pets -- i want tiffany as my pet
WHATEVER:
Do you crack your knuckles -- yep
Sexiest eye color -- what is with the eye color question?
Do you drink often -- not as much as i used to
What type of pants do you wear -- jeans
Whats the most annoying thing people can do to you -- not call me back, say stupid things, ignore me, etc
Have you ever recieved a dozen roses -- once
Do you throw things when you're mad -- yeah
Would you ever start a survey site -- yeah i think not