25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car: chivalry is dead. u hate it. so im not gonna do it. 26. we love surprises!: no u dont. and dont tell us to tell u what the surprise is if u love them so much. 27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue: we liked to be kissed with an iron tongue, not softly. 28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most: so i should pay attention to u when u sneeze so that when u quiz me later i can tell u the exact time u sneezed??? 29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER tighty-whities!: dude ball huggers rock 30. clean your room before we come over: then we wouldnt b acting like ourselves. we would b putting on a mask for u. and u dont like that. 31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity: i brushed my teeth a couple of days ago, so technically i brushed them bfore i saw u. 32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor: how can u bite i verganer??? and if u really like us u wouldnt bite us even if we did suck 33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are: by saying that, u just gave us permission to hurt u. 34. hit it and quit it, because later i'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours: its ok cause while ur doing that ill b banging ur best friend who is better at giving head than u and is way hotter than u. OOOO BURN SON!!!! 35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight: than ur best friend will 36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!": then just say yes when u want to and no when u dont want to. dont confuse us. 37. We LOVE to be held, fondled, touched.. just NOTICED: i think jimmys answer takes the cake. he wins. 38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend: but r u hot enough to b a porn star??? 39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right: like i said b4. u like assholes more than sensitivity. 40. DO NOT let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough: then dont let ex boyfriends cause drama. relationships r stressful enough. 41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays: then mark it on our calenders along with the aniverseries. 42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman: i dont have a prblem with cuddling, but who said the best cuddlers can make u orgasm??? 43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too: and so do fat guys 44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!: or they add up to that bitchy time of the month. 45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying: then dont make fun of us when we do try. 46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone: if shes waiting by the fone y doesnt she just pick up on the first ring??? 47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot: and diamond rings mean nothing to u. 48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it: same goes for u 49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you: same goes for u. 50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you: yes they do cause i fucked her when u were fuggin my best friend.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car: chivalry is dead. u hate it. so im not gonna do it.
26. we love surprises!: no u dont. and dont tell us to tell u what the surprise is if u love them so much.
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue: we liked to be kissed with an iron tongue, not softly.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most: so i should pay attention to u when u sneeze so that when u quiz me later i can tell u the exact time u sneezed???
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER tighty-whities!: dude ball huggers rock
30. clean your room before we come over: then we wouldnt b acting like ourselves. we would b putting on a mask for u. and u dont like that.
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity: i brushed my teeth a couple of days ago, so technically i brushed them bfore i saw u.
32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor: how can u bite i verganer??? and if u really like us u wouldnt bite us even if we did suck
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are: by saying that, u just gave us permission to hurt u.
34. hit it and quit it, because later i'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours: its ok cause while ur doing that ill b banging ur best friend who is better at giving head than u and is way hotter than u. OOOO BURN SON!!!!
35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight: than ur best friend will
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!": then just say yes when u want to and no when u dont want to. dont confuse us.
37. We LOVE to be held, fondled, touched.. just NOTICED: i think jimmys answer takes the cake. he wins.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend: but r u hot enough to b a porn star???
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right: like i said b4. u like assholes more than sensitivity.
40. DO NOT let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough: then dont let ex boyfriends cause drama. relationships r stressful enough.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays: then mark it on our calenders along with the aniverseries.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman: i dont have a prblem with cuddling, but who said the best cuddlers can make u orgasm???
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too: and so do fat guys
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!: or they add up to that bitchy time of the month.
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying: then dont make fun of us when we do try.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone: if shes waiting by the fone y doesnt she just pick up on the first ring???
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot: and diamond rings mean nothing to u.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it: same goes for u
49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you: same goes for u.
50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING.
Meaning my best friends know everything about you: yes they do cause i fucked her when u were fuggin my best friend.
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