Dec 09, 2004 20:48
>Michibillie and proud of it!
>Are you from Michigan?
>
>1. You've never met any celebrities.
>
>2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
>3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you
> the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.
>
>4. Half the change in your pocket is ~
> Canadian.....eh!
>5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on
> the right.
>
>6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting
> to pass an orange barrel.
>
>7. You know how to play (and pronounce) ~ Euchre.
>
>8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders
> Hot Fudge sauce,AND Faygo Pop.
>
>9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
>
>10.You've had to switch on the "heat" and the
> "A/C" in the same day.
>
>11.You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
>
>12.The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight"* wasn't
> funny. You consider it a documentary.
>
>13.Your little league game was snowed out.
>
>14.The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than
> anatomical significance.
>
>15.You show people where you grew up by pointing
> to a spot on your right hand.
>
>16.Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from
> Port Huron to Muskegon.
>
>17.You measure distance in minutes.
>
>18.When giving directions, you refer to "A
> Michigan Left."
>
>19.You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but
> isn't that far from Hell.
>
>20.Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and
> Construction.
>21.Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy
> stores at Christmas.
>
>22.You know when it has rained because of the
> smell of worms.
>
>23.Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in
> your hometown
>24.You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
>
>25.YOU ACTUALLY "GET" THESE JOKES