TEH VIVIERNESS

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VIVIER!!!

Ack, I'm SLOW and I hope I'm not late, and I'm sorry, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You know how much I adore you, and if it weren't for my brain, the silly, silly thing it is, I'd've sent you a gigantic package of Ramen noodles to prove my devotion. I'll just have to wait until Christmas to smother you in cheap instant noodles

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Hee! Yep, that is a lot, but the sad thing is that I'll actually have fun uploading it all 'cause it's for Teh Vivier and I squee at the thought of occupying so much of your iPod. Well. Me, figuratively. But still me!

I have stumped you! That is...*counts* 21 things I have that vivier doesn't! You see, don't I seem to channel immature nine-year-old boys at strange moments? And if there's any more that you'll like - I've got more but I'm still hunting around my flat looking for my CDs to rip so I'll probably be updating this list sporadically - don't hesitate to ask, and I mean it. :)

Pah, then I'll send you Christmas Ramen. Or Arbor Day Ramen. Or Martin Luther King Day Ramen!

*loves* Oversleeping is not good, but oversleeping by five hours? THAT is good, that appointment must have been far too early.

And how was your birthday, vivier, darling, my darling? Did you have a wild one-night stand with a mysterious Russian? Or did you get drunk and have a fight with your front door?

ICON LOVE. OH, GOD, ICON LOVE ICON LOVE

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Oh, but psychotics are oddly sexy. Well. In movies, at least! And I know this is wildly incorrect, but I've got this romantic vision of you as a dark, mysterious woman wandering the world in search of, I don't know, the Holy Grail, resisting the advances of beautiful Russian men and finding solace in Swiss chocolate and listening to Disney music and....yep.

Oh, you're probably right. But I'd say John Steinbeck Day Ramen is just as good as MLK Ramen!

Good god, woman! It was at 10? You might actually be even more lazy than me, which is no mean feat indeed! O_O

Ha, actually, that sounds like a really nice, warm, relaxing birthday. I must have one like that sometime. Aw, tacky door decoration is sweet! Still tacky, but sweet!

D'you mind if I steal it? I'll credit Teh Awesome Vivier, of course, but oh, he's so pretty, GAH. And that cock icon is...very... hot...indeed!

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Mysterious Russian men fit much better in my vision than drunk frat boys, bah! Oh, if you put it in your userinfo it'll prove my madness and silly romanticism and the fact that I ignore your not-quite-brunetteness. But you could qualify as being almost brunette, yes?

Mmm, well, better than being glued to the inside of a toilet and molested by frat boys, at any rate! And you see, just to annoy you I'll have to decorate my John Steinbeck Day Ramen with tacky John Steinbecky decor.

Oh yes, but your icons are so pretty and ooh, his skin looks incredibly smooth in yours...it enhances his nipple...

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Gladiator (ah, I LOVE this, you do have good taste! :D)

Les Miserables OBC: Disc One | Disc Two

The Pianist

Velvet Goldmine (for the glam rock lover in all of us, that's scarily close to the surface in me)

Eep, all of these are in megaupload except for The Pianist, which is rapidshare. And I've forgotten to ask which download server you prefer! Younsendit, MU, Rapidshare, Filefactory...?

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A Little Princess: http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2XE2218KD0WRL1KKGYI4LGRQYI

Almost Famous: http://s59.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3BTHZOSXZT5WD3NXTGYRHNKNQ1

Amelie: http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2UYJWEAMFA8GZ3J4O5NSGK0H8A

Yes! Then you'll have a dog and an iPod with my name! I used Yousendit 'cause rapidshare has a limit for downloading and uploading, which is not good, so. And yep, my sister is pop. POP POP POP.

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Corpse Bride: http://s58.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0HPYMMESW6I5T1EJOD23BVDSOR

Brotherhood of the Wolf: http://s56.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2FK7AESM0UY80216UM3YMU73Y1

Chocolat: http://s58.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2Y36OJCPTDNT414WWW66F54HFP

The Brothers Grimm: http://s58.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=21KG2E7KD2YTA360V4FKIP79I2

I've knocked out about half of them, I'd say! *stretches smugly*

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And Ever After!

http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2ICJUCWU333701R7MQ7E18T16J

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Lost in Translation: http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=322EVENVQCF940YBBFCQSU11T8

Finding Neverland: http://s58.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2KSUXAOGXMLVB2HAZNNF564BEK

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=20F1C6PJSAA8C35KHY9PLFMDNG

Garden State: http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02RTH74YAAIK0140WPS4I1G4IA

Bah! You mean the coolest person in the history of the world! Ooh, and with tongue, too. Alright, but don't slobber on me, you dirty lecherous person you

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Oh, haha, I know, I confuse the two too. Two too. Hee. But I've recently realized that the internet is a little bigger than the world, though the world is admittedly a little louder and more, um, real. But yes. T

Precise, eh? For some reason I'm imagining you fencing with great precision. How to mix dirty lecherousness, in there, I wonder. O_O Oh, my brain.

Oh yes, we'll pair our polyester/cotton shirts with tweeds from Lanvin and shoes from Roger Vivier (of course!) and, um, Harry Potter badges. Those fandom conventions seem scary but oddly tempting, though I don't know if we could stomach an entire weekend of HP-related discussions. But you could draw me naked Sirius and I could, I don't know, give you piggy-back rides to pass the time.