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[crazypirate]

*to be sung to the tune in my head*

Send that message through cyber space
Send it right on down.
You know what it's gonna say
"Your two eyes are brown."
You have disapointed me
My friend, and next of kin
And when you're rotting in your grave
I'll be lauuuuughin.

Impressive, eh?

I just found a really sad email I wrote to someone whilst drunk. It really is sad. I'm glad I sent it.

My cat: like the monkey I never had and never wanted.