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HAHAHA tonite while cooking some delicious vegetable lasagna i noticed a certain painting on the back of the package. a painting that i will NEVER EVER forget thanks to brandon ;) Though its pretty sad that when i saw it i rattled off "michelangelo, The Creation of Adam, 1511" to my mom. yeeeeah, too much art history
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2. Am I loveable? once in a while, usually only hatefully though
3. How long have you known me? around half a year, I wish it was less
4. When and how did we first meet? you IMed me for no apparent reason but it was destiny for us to never get along
5. What was your first impression? what a bitch
6. Do you still think that way about me now? of course, you know that
7. What do you think my weakness is? you're a player
8. Do you think I'll get married? yes, to your lesbian lover
9. What makes me happy? being a bitch to me
10. What makes me sad? when I'm not around for you to be a bitch to
11. What reminds you of me? white people who think they're black
12. If you could give me anything what would it be? a nice kick in the ass
13. How well do you know me? pretty well, unfortunatly
14. When's the last time you saw me? never because you didn't come visit in November!
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no, I can tell you everything and call you any name I want to
16. Do you think I could kill someone? probably me, or that lady that hurt your leg with her truck
17. Describe me in one word. BITCH
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? staying the same, although you hate me more every day
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? most likely, then you would laugh at me
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? I'm not a poser, I don't have a livejounral
21. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? chocolate, since that's what color you should be
22. What song (if any) reminds you of me? "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth: lyrics "Now you're messing with a son of a bitch"
23. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? give you a white personality to match that pale complexion
24. Do you consider me a good friend? of course, and a good bitch
25. Would you make a move on me? only move I'd make on you is to move away
26. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day? I'm very sad to say that yes, yes you do
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2. Am I loveable? no, well hmm....no.
3. How long have you known me? its been longer than half a year bitch, get your facts straight
4. When and how did we first meet? I im'ed you because you liked doug flutie and i was eating flutie flakes at that moment
5. What was your first impression? i dont remember
6. Do you still think that way about me now? no?
7. What do you think my weakness is? ME HAHAHAHA
8. Do you think I'll get married? no, you are going to be lonely and miserable! like me!
9. What makes me happy? being mean to me
10. What makes me sad? YOUR GIRLFRIEND
11. What reminds you of me? DSL!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!
12. If you could give me anything what would it be? a punch in the face
13. How well do you know me? pretty well, youre my bitch
14. When's the last time you saw me? online, right now!
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? NOPE
16. Do you think I could kill someone? ME, you hate me
17. Describe me in one word. HATEFUL
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? weaker, you WEAKLING!
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? yeah you'd listen, and then tell me to shut up
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? bitch its already there
21. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? neopolitan, because i HATE THAT FLAVOR
22. What song (if any) reminds you of me? my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
23. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? NOTHING I LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE, mean and all
24. Do you consider me a good friend? absolutely doo doo head
25. Would you make a move on me? if by move you mean whoop your ass then sure!
26. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day? yeah, you do
LOVE,
ASH <3
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SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. Alan is an idiot.
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SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?
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SmarterChild: Because that's just the way things are, Ash.
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