3 times Do Kyungsoo hated having an SNS account and 1 time he liked it.
Title: 3 times Do Kyungsoo hated having an SNS account and 1 time he liked it.
Genre: failedCrack, Humor i guess.
Pairing: Chansoo, subtle kaisoo, baekyeol, xiuhan
A/n: I did my best but my best wasn't good enough. This fic is brought to you by PCY's IG post #useitforalongtime
[1]
Do Kyungsoo was never a fan of anything related to the magical wonders of the Internet called Social Networking sites. It actually took the whole eleven members who persistently nag and annoy him every day for a whole month to make him create his own account. Eventually he made one just to shut them up.
Just as he was starting to configure around with his new account ( like putting up his own display photo and cover photo and everything else in between) he suddenly receives several notifications in a span of fifteen seconds. His thick brows nearly meet in the middle of his forehead and curiously, he taps on the circle icon with red a bubble popping out on top of it and tilts his head on the side slightly confused.
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos.
3 seconds ago
Byun Baekhyun liked a photo you are tagged in.
5 seconds ago
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos.
6 seconds ago
Oh Sehun commented on your photo “HAHAHAHAHAHAH”
8 seconds ago
Oh Sehun mentioned you in a comment
7 seconds ago
Lu Han invited you to play Hello Kitty Jewel HD
10 seconds ago
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos.
8 seconds ago
Lu Han commented on your wall
9 seconds ago
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos
9 seconds ago
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos.
10 seconds ago
Kim Jongin invited you to play Farm Ville2
10 seconds ago
Kris Wu posted a popular photo (300 likes)
11 seconds ago
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos
11 seconds ago
Park Chanyeol tagged you in one of his photos.
12 seconds ago
Kyungsoo sighs and taps on the notification while wondering what photos did he get tagged into. He was half guessing it would be memes Chanyeol likes to read and laugh at from 9gag or they were just the older boy’s face asking him to like his photo.
"…THE LITTLE SHIT…."
Park Chanyeol had posted all of his fetus photos in his Facebook and was literally a public post because Dumbyeol didn't know how to customize the privacy of his album.
Not a second longer, Do Kyungsoo was seen banging on Chanyeol's door and screams death threats at him while demanding him to delete his not so attractive pre-debuted photos before they go viral.
[2]
Giving up on Facebook, he decides to deactivate his account for the meantime and just open up an Instagram account instead. Since everyone is actually doing it why not join the bandwagon for a change.
He happily scrolls through the photos of his friends and taps on each photo he likes, sending them hearts and comments time to time while the plane taxis on the run way and prepares for lift off.
A flight all the way from Korea to China takes time and even if the plane actually offers Free Wi-Fi connection on board, he's eyes give up mid way on the flight and he places his phone down on his lap before falling asleep.
3 hours after the flight. A happy Kyungsoo skips and waves to the fans who went and waited for them at the airport.
His phone vibrates and he checks on it only to find notifications on his screen.
oohsehun liked your post
oohsehun said: Astalavista Hyungs!!ㅋㅋㅋ
Kyungsoo has a bad feeling about this. He clearly recalls not posting anything on Instagram the past few weeks and Sehun had already practically liked all his posts weeks back. He slid his lock open and tap on the Instagram app to try and confirm his confused mind. He groans and nearly phone palms at the latest post in his instagram account.
Guess who left his phone unattended while sleeping? kekekeke #sleepingkyungsooiscute #justlikeababy #beaglelineonboard #wearegoingtochina #kkamjongbejealous #toobad #iloveyousoo #nexttimechoose #aharder #password #baekyeolgeniuses #beaglelinerocks #thisisfun #sookkaebsong @real__pcy @baekhyunee_exo was here.
Kyungsoo stares at the photo on his screen. His own sleeping face was squished between Chanyeol and Baekhyun. Chanyeol had puckered his lips and nearly pressed it on his sleeping face while Baekhyun was doing his trademark rectangle smile with a v sign while staring at his face...or was it Chanyeols.
He didn't know because next thing he knew he was marching towards the troll pair while they were having a leisure talk with Jongdae. God knows what happened next.
[3]
Kyungsoo has a secret. He never told his members he has a secret Instagram account. The only person who knew about it was Kim Jongin because he shares the same account as the older one does. Basically, it was their joint account.
Besides their joint account, Kim Jongin actually has his own public account which everyone else follows. The purpose of their joint account was for the two of them to trace back their own moments whether it be their kaisoo photos from their favourite fansites or their own selcas that they refuse to post in their individual accounts and because Kim Jongin is actually a mushy little shit who wanted to keep all those photo in that secret IG account.
The older boy giggles and stares at their latest selca. Jongin has his head rested on his shoulder and he has his head leaning on the younger boys head. He scrolls down their other photos when he receives another notification.
@EkrroXonggO tagged you in one of his photos.
Kyungsoo looks confused and decides to check on the notification only to spill colourful words of unicorns and cusses in his bedroom.
EkrroXonggO Krong was on the TV at the airplane yesterday. Took a picture of it. KROOONGGG.
real__pcy jongin, who’s kksdji?
baekhyunee_exo it’s locked!! >__<
oohsehun I think I know who
hztttao tell me, tell me!
luexolu YO!YO!YO! YO! @exoxm90
oohsehun ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Do Kyungsoo may or may not have added Kim Jongin on his People I want to strangle list.
[Bonus]
As they say an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth. Kyungsoo decided it was time to fight back because honestly all his threats and beating on Chanyeol never made him stop trolling him. This was one of the many reasons why he didn’t like making accounts on the internet. KakaoTalk was enough to make him throw his phone at Chanyeol actually.
He decides to reactivate his facebook account. He opens another browser and decided to google Park Chanyeols pre debuted photo and decides to use it as his own display photo and cover and tags everyone in it including his sunbaes. He didn’t care anymore if his account goes viral. This was for revenge.
Two can play at this game. Do Kyungsoo declares.
Unfortunately, the display photo didn’t pose a threat on the giant rather he was actually pleased that Kyungsoo reactivated his account again and even used his face as the younger boys display photo. When Plan A backfires he decides it was time to set his Plan B into motion. If Chanyeol can troll him, he can too! He makes a dummy Sandara account and adds Chanyeol.
Chanyeol being Chanyeol forgets to validate the authencity of the account and nearly faints the moment Park Sandara name appears on his screen. Kyungsoo snickers when the older boy approves his friend request and immediately sends him a chat message.
Park Sandara: Chanyeol-sshi, thank you for being a good dongsaeng to Bom Unnie. Good Luck on your projects
He hears Chanyeol scream like a fan girl and calls Baekhyun and everyone else because…his favourite female idol just told him Good Luck.
Kyungsoo continues to chat with Park Chanyeol as Park Sandara and earns a jealous stare across the room from Jongin because obviously his hyung is busy with his phone instead of cooking dinner.
Park Chanyeol: Noona, please send me one selca please. I mean if it’s okay. Because…^^;;;
Park Sandara: Sure thing ^__^.
Do Kyungsoo smirks and sends him a photo of his own face with his favourite bat to Chanyeol. Moments later he hears Chanyeol groaning and calling Kyungsoo.
Mission Accomplished.
Bottom line?
Don’t mess with Do Kyungsoo because he can be a bigger troll.