You broke my laptop!
What an eventful weekend I had...
I got written up twice for noise
I drank enough alcohol to kill any normal person
I slept through all of Sunday
I didn't do any work
WOW! Im fucking productive
I tried to kill my roommate, luckily I did not succeed or else id feel bad
Im going on a date with the cutest girl in town soon...ive felt super sick all day but i cant pass up spending time with one of my bitches!
Some people are fucking disgusting and some people should be shot because of what they do to others
Im in a good mood, I hope it stays this way
I gotta go piss on Ilanas face and get my laundry out of the dryer
I got written up twice for noise
I drank enough alcohol to kill any normal person
I slept through all of Sunday
I didn't do any work
WOW! Im fucking productive
I tried to kill my roommate, luckily I did not succeed or else id feel bad
Im going on a date with the cutest girl in town soon...ive felt super sick all day but i cant pass up spending time with one of my bitches!
Some people are fucking disgusting and some people should be shot because of what they do to others
Im in a good mood, I hope it stays this way
I gotta go piss on Ilanas face and get my laundry out of the dryer