Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Dec 30, 2005 11:35

if, like me, you were a child in the 1980's then it's very probably that we saw the same television adverts.
one i'd like to remind you of today was for a certain package delivering company.
it featured a red line that whooshed all over the fantastical landscape of america. there was, if i recall correctly, a female gospel choir proclaiming that no obstacle geology or water could throw at it would prevent them from being able to deliver a simple package.

well, blow me if i haven't just had another childhood belief crushed by the real world.

it would appear their advertising is maliciously mendacious, the M25 is too much of an obstacle for them to surmount.

i guess, what i'm trying to say is DHL are a bunch of useless idiots, and should you ever wish to send a package reliably the you should avoid these incompetent morons.

rants, dhl

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