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[crazymassivenes]

From now on this will cease to be a monologue, because that's too conventional and boring. So, until I get sick of it, live journal is now a dialogue between myself and my virtual self. It's kinda like when I'm taking a multiple choice test and there's a question such as

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[bay_breeze]

oh man. thank you for that. it is precisely what i needed.

you are welcome

[crazymassivenes]

sincerely,
virtual alex

p.s. if you talk to alex in person about me it will hurt my feelings because that's going behind my back...

[onejumpahead]

yay! i'm not the only one who has conversations with themselves while taking multiple choice tests....i thought i was just crazy. and maybe i still am.

[crazymassivenes]

don't take comfort in the fact that your train of thought is as weird as mine. the secret to sats:
1. argue with yourself in your head
2. don't take any classes about it
3. don't, under any conditions, study
4. stay up late the night before trying to get to a dance party and then watching brian regan on david letterman
5. forget that ticket thing the morning of (but not the id!)
6. get an orange slice from stephen mcphee
7. show up late after one of the breaks