A Memoriam
R.I.P
The Party
December 19th, 2005-March 1st, 2006
Here lies the Concept that Danny's parents did NOT know he had a party over winter break.
This metaphor was concieved on the 19th of December at around 6:00PM PST, it was at this time Danny figured that no one but his close friends would find out about this party... By the beginning of the next morning, almost 50 people had passes through his house, 1 relationship had been formed, about 1589 secrets had been leeked, one Kai Little kissed Greg Mack, about 15+ had smoked the reefer, 1 man as far away as Mt. Sai had stopped by, 2 friendships had been tested while one broke, 1 person threw up in his garage, 40+ Mountlake Terrace bitches had tried to make there way in, the entire neighborhood had seen the ordeal, a "mystery fifth" had been planted ( not yet found ), a phantom 12 pack of Pabst had been hidden ( found ), and 10+ gallons of all kinds of alcohol ranging from Rum, Vodka, 151, jack Daniels, Bud, Pabst, and Crappy Vermouth had been drank.
Throughout the following months Danny's mother found all kinds of evidence relating to this party ranging from Booze, to cloths and vomit.
Which is why we are gathered here today.
Always remember, if you are faced with the question of throwing a party always remember to tell only those you want coming, and tell them to tell others. And always ALWAYS never never NEVER FUCKING NEVER, put a open invitation Myspace bulletin up about it ( not my fault ).
To comemorate this event a found 12 pack of Pabst will remain in Danny's back yard as a reminder, always destroy the evidence. Come visit it whenever you like.
party on.
~Danny
The Party
December 19th, 2005-March 1st, 2006
Here lies the Concept that Danny's parents did NOT know he had a party over winter break.
This metaphor was concieved on the 19th of December at around 6:00PM PST, it was at this time Danny figured that no one but his close friends would find out about this party... By the beginning of the next morning, almost 50 people had passes through his house, 1 relationship had been formed, about 1589 secrets had been leeked, one Kai Little kissed Greg Mack, about 15+ had smoked the reefer, 1 man as far away as Mt. Sai had stopped by, 2 friendships had been tested while one broke, 1 person threw up in his garage, 40+ Mountlake Terrace bitches had tried to make there way in, the entire neighborhood had seen the ordeal, a "mystery fifth" had been planted ( not yet found ), a phantom 12 pack of Pabst had been hidden ( found ), and 10+ gallons of all kinds of alcohol ranging from Rum, Vodka, 151, jack Daniels, Bud, Pabst, and Crappy Vermouth had been drank.
Throughout the following months Danny's mother found all kinds of evidence relating to this party ranging from Booze, to cloths and vomit.
Which is why we are gathered here today.
Always remember, if you are faced with the question of throwing a party always remember to tell only those you want coming, and tell them to tell others. And always ALWAYS never never NEVER FUCKING NEVER, put a open invitation Myspace bulletin up about it ( not my fault ).
To comemorate this event a found 12 pack of Pabst will remain in Danny's back yard as a reminder, always destroy the evidence. Come visit it whenever you like.
party on.
~Danny