Slap them with love.
If one were to ask, "Hey Emily, what did you do for Valentine's day?" I would respond by saying, "Well, kind stranger, I spent it smacking fellow friends and classmates with my beautiful rubber fish. In exchange, I gave them a handful of Swedish Fish. Would you like to be the next victim?"
I felt pretty awesome (and by that, I meant super weird, hah!) slapping people around with the fish. I felt like I had so much power!
So yeah, for the 17th year in a row, no Valentines from anybody...except friends. I have some people I need to slap, so I'm going to do that tomorrow. At this point, I'm only curious about a romantic relationship. "Ah, sounds pretty nice..."
And now I'm going to wallow in my confused feelings why I like such a person to the point where I just want to suffocate him with my oddities...and possibly punch him a couple of times. Seriously Em, whyyyyyyyyy!
Ah Emily, you are a pro when it comes to being overwhelming. B| I'm not changing for anybody though.
I felt pretty awesome (and by that, I meant super weird, hah!) slapping people around with the fish. I felt like I had so much power!
So yeah, for the 17th year in a row, no Valentines from anybody...except friends. I have some people I need to slap, so I'm going to do that tomorrow. At this point, I'm only curious about a romantic relationship. "Ah, sounds pretty nice..."
And now I'm going to wallow in my confused feelings why I like such a person to the point where I just want to suffocate him with my oddities...and possibly punch him a couple of times. Seriously Em, whyyyyyyyyy!
Ah Emily, you are a pro when it comes to being overwhelming. B| I'm not changing for anybody though.