DRABBLETASTIC!
OH GOSH...I THINK I'M DYING! XD3 IT'S WORSE THAN THAT HSM3 VIDEO I MADE!
Yeah, we played with the drabble generator. It's pretty funny stuff. HAHAHA!
1000 Sex Toy Giraffes - Pandora Hearts
Oz paced quickly back and forth. Small dread filled his heart. Raven should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my stupid love, Oz thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Raven had been taken hostage by Dirty Finger, a supervillain who had the city in a state of sweaty terror. Oz fainted dead away, his nipples were harder than his guitar.
When he came to, there was a bump on his cock and the small dread had returned. "Raven, my kinky honey bunny," he cried out easily. "What is Dirty Finger doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing slowly as he licked him in the tounge.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Oz remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 sex toy giraffes, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Oz ordered in a supply of sex toy and set to work, folding giraffes until his cock was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last giraffe when Raven walked in the front door.
"Raven!" Oz screamed and threw himself into Raven's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 sex toy giraffes and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a rock. He kissed Raven huskily on the tounge.
"Actually," Raven said, pulling away smoothly, "I was rescued by the Big Cucumber. He's a new superhero in town." Raven sighed. "And he's really horny."
The small dread came back. "But you're sexy to be back here with me, right?"
Raven checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Big Cucumber for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay aphrodisiac, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Oz choked back a sob and started folding another giraffe. Then he went out and got drunk instead.Type your cut contents here.
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The Adventure Of The Giraffe
Oz and Raven were out for a small Valentine's walk on a rock. As they went, Raven rested his hand on Oz's finger. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so horny, Oz was filled with big dread.
"Do you suppose it's dirty here?" he asked smoothly.
"You stupid silly," Raven said, tickling Oz with his cucumber. "It's completely kinky."
Just then, a sexy giraffe leapt out from behind a doughnut and licked Raven in the cock. "Aaargh!" Raven screamed.
Things looked sweaty. But Oz, although he was aphrodisiac, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a sex toy and, his nipples were harder than his guitar, beat the giraffe slowly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Raven close. Raven was bleeding quickly. "My darling," Oz said, and pressed his lips to Raven's tounge.
"I love you," Raven said easily, and expired in Oz's arms.
Oz never loved again.
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again...
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The Giraffe Prince
Oz was walking through a dirty meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a sexy little giraffe lying under a tree.
Oz skipped over to see the dear thing and was horny to find that he was hurt! A cucumber had pierced his kinky little tounge and he whimpered easily with the pain.
"My sweaty little friend," Oz said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the cucumber, as huskily as he could. The giraffe cried out and Oz's heart ached, his nipples were harder than his guitar. "You'll be all right," Oz whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Raven and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Raven up in his arms, Oz carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Oz nursed Raven, cleaning his tounge and feeding him Doughnut-brand giraffe chow.
On the eighth night, Raven climbed into bed with Oz. He burrowed under the covers and quickly licked Oz's finger. It made Oz giggle and he cuddled close to Raven, stroking his cock and singing smoothly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Oz hurried home so he could curl up with Raven. It gave him a big feeling whenever Raven licked his finger.
Then one night, Raven looked up at Oz and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a small prince."
Oz screamed slowly, he was so surprised. How could a giraffe talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Raven said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Oz said and kissed Raven on his cock. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a small prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Raven," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Oz said.
"See?" Raven said and showed Oz the scar from the cucumber on his tounge. Then he kissed Oz and they tumbled on a rock and did a lot of very aphrodisiac things, some of them involving a stupid sex toy.
"I love you," Raven said when they were done. Oz clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Raven had stashed away.
And if Raven didn't know about Oz's visits to the giraffe sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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....jv';dkf;alsdflaksjdflksadj
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The Small Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Oz strode along the path, making for Kinky Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sexy Sex toy, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Cock.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his sweaty cucumber just in time to face the stupid man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck huskily, and Oz barely raised his cucumber to meet the attack. They fought long and smoothly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Oz found himself forced to one knee, the man's cucumber pressed to his aphrodisiac tounge. "I am Raven of Kinky Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sexy Sex toy. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a rock."
But Oz had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his cucumber with a twist, overpowered Raven and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Oz said, looking down upon him.
Raven's finger shimmered his nipples were harder than his guitar. "I have underestimated you, Oz. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Oz's desire was enflamed. His tounge throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Raven like a giraffe. Oz caressed Raven's dirty finger and he responded. They came together easily, and their joining was as big as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet doughnut!" Oz groaned and licked Raven as quickly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Oz said. "That's where I put the Sexy Sex toy for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed slowly on the grass, forgetful of all but their horny love. "We will stay together forever," Raven said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Cock never got the Sexy Sex toy and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Yeah...then here's one that my friend made.
A Sex Toy In Time - Star Ocean 3
On a dirty and kinky morning, Albel sat in his asshole. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Fayt to love someone with a sexy tongue?
Quietly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a beautiful lustful dildo, all on a summer's day.
I wish my Fayt would lick me, in his own wonderful way..."
"Do you?" Fayt sat down beside Albel and put his hand on Albel's ear. "I think that could be arranged."
Albel gasped swimmingly. "But what about my sexy tongue?"
"I like it," Fayt said sexily. "I think it's aphrodisiac."
They came together and their kiss was like a man loves a woman..
"I love you," Albel said amazingly.
"I love you too," Fayt replied and licked him.
They bought a platypus, moved in together, and lived silently ever after
...and another one. KHR ~
Bloody Lang Syne - Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Gokudera sipped flabergastly at his drink and stood bloody behind a dynamite. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel kinky and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how strong his cock got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Gokudera knew very well why he was at the party: to see Yamamoto.
Ah, Yamamoto. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his flamboyant asshole made Gokudera's heart beat his buttcheeks glimmered near the lamp.
But tonight everyone was masked. Gokudera peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Yamamoto. There, he thought, the man over by the pineapple, the weak one with the hibird mask. It had to be Yamamoto. No one else could look so slow, even in a hibird mask.
He began to walk Gokudera's way and Gokudera started to panic. What if he actually talked to Gokudera?
Yamamoto came right up to Gokudera and Gokudera thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Yamamoto said mildly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the eggplant," Gokudera said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so manly.
Just then, a sweaty voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Gokudera's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Yamamoto might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Yamamoto swept Gokudera into his arms, bent him on a chinned rock, and kissed Gokudera quickly, slipping him the tongue and groping his leg.
Gokudera could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out slowly and pulled Yamamoto's mask off his face. It was Yamamoto! "I knew it was you," Gokudera said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Yamamoto said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Gokudera watched him go. He would be right back, Gokudera was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
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and I refreshed the page on accident and got this.
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Slowly Tripping
Gokudera tripped along mildly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Yamamoto, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a hibird hopping along, carrying an eggplant in its mouth.
Gokudera was almost on a chinned rock when he came across a slow cake, lying alone on a sweaty plate. "That must be a treat from my bloody bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked manly, so he ate it.
It gave him the most weak tingling sensation in his cock. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Yamamoto.
When Yamamoto came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Gokudera cried flabergastly.
"Your leg! And your asshole!" Yamamoto said. "They're flamboyant! Can't you feel it?"
Gokudera felt his leg and his asshole. They were indeed quite flamboyant. "Oh, no!" Gokudera said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that slow cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Yamamoto said. "I got you a pineapple. It must have been that strong man who lives nearby. He acts a little quickly, ever since he pushed a dynamite."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Gokudera sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Yamamoto said huskily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really vibrant like that."
"Really?" Gokudera dried her tears. Gokudera kissed Yamamoto and it was an entirely kinky sensation, his buttcheeks glimmered near the lamp.
They spent the night having entirely kinky sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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and again....
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The Hibird Prince
Gokudera was walking through a weak meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a sweaty little hibird lying under a tree.
Gokudera skipped over to see the dear thing and was slow to find that he was hurt! A dynamite had pierced his kinky little asshole and he whimpered huskily with the pain.
"My bloody little friend," Gokudera said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the dynamite, as mildly as he could. The hibird cried out and Gokudera's heart ached, his buttcheeks glimmered near the lamp. "You'll be all right," Gokudera whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Yamamoto and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Yamamoto up in his arms, Gokudera carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Gokudera nursed Yamamoto, cleaning his asshole and feeding him Pineapple-brand hibird chow.
On the eighth night, Yamamoto climbed into bed with Gokudera. He burrowed under the covers and flabergastly pushed Gokudera's leg. It made Gokudera giggle and he cuddled close to Yamamoto, stroking his cock and singing quickly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Gokudera hurried home so he could curl up with Yamamoto. It gave him a strong feeling whenever Yamamoto pushed his leg.
Then one night, Yamamoto looked up at Gokudera and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a flamboyant prince."
Gokudera screamed slowly, he was so surprised. How could a hibird talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Yamamoto said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Gokudera said and kissed Yamamoto on his cock. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a flamboyant prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Yamamoto," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Gokudera said.
"See?" Yamamoto said and showed Gokudera the scar from the dynamite on his asshole. Then he kissed Gokudera and they tumbled on a chinned rock and did a lot of very manly things, some of them involving a vibrant eggplant.
"I love you," Yamamoto said when they were done. Gokudera clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Yamamoto had stashed away.
And if Yamamoto didn't know about Gokudera's visits to the hibird sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
and some HAITSU!
The Battle For The Cucumber
On a rock, Tetsu licked his cucumber. He had been busy with the cucumber for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dirty cuddle or a horny massage from his lover Hyde.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his small Hyde appeared at the door, grinning huskily.
"Put down the cucumber," Hyde said quickly. "Unless you want me to lick that cucumber on your tounge."
Tetsu put down the cucumber. He was aphrodisiac. He had never seen Hyde so sexy before and it made him kinky.
Hyde picked up the cucumber, then withdrew a banana from his finger. "Don't be so aphrodisiac," Hyde said with a sexy grimace. "A cat bit my cock this morning, and everything became big. Now with this cucumber and this banana I can quickly rule the world!"
Tetsu clutched his sweaty cock smoothly. This was his lover, his small Hyde, now staring at him with a sexy finger.
"Fight it!" Tetsu shouted. "The cat just wants the cucumber for his own small devices! He doesn't love you, not the dirty way I do!"
Tetsu could see Hyde trembling smoothly. Tetsu reached out his tounge and touched Hyde's finger quickly. He was small, so small, but he knew only his sweaty love for Hyde would break the cat's spell.
Sure enough, Hyde dropped the cucumber with a thunk. "Oh, Tetsu," he squealed. "I'm so dirty, can you ever forgive me?"
But Tetsu had already moved on a rock. Like a squishy banana on a warm summer day, he pressed his tounge into Hyde's finger. And as they fell together in a big fit of love, the cucumber lay on the floor, kinky and forgotten.
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AGAIN!
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The Battle For The Banana
On a rock, Tetsu licked his banana. He had been busy with the banana for hours and now wanted nothing more than a horny cuddle or a small massage from his lover Hyde.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his dirty Hyde appeared at the door, grinning slowly.
"Put down the banana," Hyde said easily. "Unless you want me to lick that banana on your finger."
Tetsu put down the banana. He was sexy. He had never seen Hyde so kinky before and it made him stupid.
Hyde picked up the banana, then withdrew a sex toy from his cock. "Don't be so sexy," Hyde said with a kinky grimace. "A cat bit my tounge this morning, and everything became sweaty. Now with this banana and this sex toy I can easily rule the world!"
Tetsu clutched his big tounge huskily. This was his lover, his dirty Hyde, now staring at him with a kinky cock.
"Fight it!" Tetsu shouted. "The cat just wants the banana for his own dirty devices! He doesn't love you, not the horny way I do!"
Tetsu could see Hyde trembling huskily. Tetsu reached out his finger and touched Hyde's cock easily. He was dirty, so dirty, but he knew only his big love for Hyde would break the cat's spell.
Sure enough, Hyde dropped the banana with a thunk. "Oh, Tetsu," he squealed. "I'm so horny, can you ever forgive me?"
But Tetsu had already moved on a rock. Like a squishy banana on a warm summer day, he pressed his finger into Hyde's cock. And as they fell together in a sweaty fit of love, the banana lay on the floor, stupid and forgotten.
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WHOO!
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I'm Dreaming Of A Small Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Tetsu sat slowly on a rock, sipping aphrodisiac eggnog.
He looked at the horny sex toy hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Hyde had hung it there, just before they looked at each other smoothly and then fell into each other's arms and licked each other's cock.
If only I hadn't been so kinky, Tetsu thought, pouring a sexy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Hyde might not have got so sweaty and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a big tear and held his finger in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a dirty voice lifted easily up in song.
I'm dreaming of a small Christmas
Just like a squishy banana on a warm summer day
Tetsu ran to the door. It was Hyde, looking stupid all over with snow.
"I missed you quickly," Hyde said. "And I wanted to lick your cock again."
Tetsu hugged Hyde and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Hyde said.
"I think so too," Tetsu said and they licked each other's cock until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted cat tounge and lived huskily until Tetsu got drunk again.
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TIRED YET?
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A Sweaty Day To Lick
Tetsu stepped quickly out into the sexy sunshine, and admired Hyde's cock. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a horny sight."
Hyde climbed off the sex toy and walked huskily across the grass to greet his lover. Tetsu patted Hyde on the finger and then tried to lick him slowly, but without success.
"That's all right," Hyde said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not aphrodisiac," Tetsu. "Not as aphrodisiac as the time we licked on a rock."
Hyde nodded smoothly. "We were stupid back in those days."
"Our tounges were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Tetsu said. "Everything seems dirty and small when you're young."
"Of course," Hyde said. "But now we're big, we can still have fun. If we go about it easily."
"Easily?" Tetsu said . "But how?"
"With this," Hyde said and held out a kinky banana. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."
Tetsu swallowed the banana at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick easily. They licked like a squishy banana on a warm summer day. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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I'M NOT! 8D
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The Horny Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Hyde and Tetsu went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Hyde hit Tetsu in his tounge with a big kinky iceball. It hurt a lot, but Hyde kissed it smoothly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really small snow man!" Hyde said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Tetsu said. "That would be more stupid and politically correct."
"I know," Hyde said. "We can make a snow cat. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up huskily and made a sweaty snow cat. Hyde put on a banana for the cock. The cat was almost as big as Tetsu.
"It looks dirty," Hyde said slowly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Tetsu said and held up a big cucumber. "I found this on a rock." He put the cucumber onto the cat's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cat, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a squishy banana on a warm summer day.
Tetsu screamed quickly and ran but the snow cat chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cat licked him easily.
"Nobody does that to my little Sexy Sex Toy," Hyde screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cat through the finger. It fell down and Hyde kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Tetsu said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The cucumber lay in the yard until an aphrodisiac child picked it up and took it home.
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AND THIS IS THE LAST ONE...PROMISE....FOR NOW ;D
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The Miracle Of The Cat
Tetsu hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a squishy banana on a warm summer day. He loathed it.
Every December, Tetsu would feel himself getting all big inside. He refused to put up a Christmas banana, he snapped at anyone sweaty enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Tetsu had to go to the mall to buy a sexy cucumber. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing smoothly around and so much Christmas music blaring slowly, he thought his finger would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a horny man collecting for charity. Tetsu never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the horny man dropped his bells and ran on a rock. There was a stupid cat right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the horny man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Tetsu rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a aphrodisiac bang and then everything went dark.
When Tetsu woke up, he was in a small room. There was a Christmas banana in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Tetsu's tounge hurt. A lot.
The horny man came into the room. "I'm so kinky!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Hyde. You saved me from the truck. But your tounge is broken."
Tetsu hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas banana up and his tounge was broken, he felt quite dirty, especially when he looked at Hyde.
"Your tounge must hurt easily," Hyde said. "I think this will help." And he licked Tetsu several times.
Now Tetsu felt very dirty indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Hyde. "I love you," he said, and kissed Hyde quickly.
"I love you too," said Hyde. Just then, the cat ran into the room and nuzzled Tetsu's cock. "I brought him home with us," Hyde said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Tetsu said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
-EXREMELY DED-