Story Dump: Homestuck
25 stories behind the cut.
1)Being a manager is not what people seem to depict on television and in movies nowadays. It’s not only stressful, but a constant phase of the brain being on red alert, looking for things to fix, people to put into line, and in truth, it was nothing but maddening at times.
A Good Man’s Birthday
2)i constantly think about Dirk watching Jake through his computer
Viral Voyeur
3)Relationship: Dave/John, Bro/Dave, Dad/John
horrible heatwave in Washington
4)Dave’s a child star and by the end of it he’s like this was the most miserable experience ever
Strider Fever
5)John inherits shitty decrepit farm
Farmer AU
6)Relationship: Karkat/Dave/John
Notes: Bear in mind that is founded on the movie Spirited Away
Spirited Away AU
7)Relationship: Dad/John, Dad/John/Dave
Storytime is now about Dave the hot pool boy
Untitled
8)Bottom Egbert
"would you please"
9)Relationship: Dad Egbert/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/John Egbert love n-drangle, and nearly every possible pairing therein
One Big Happy
10)This is an entirely self-indulgent ot4 beta-kid-pile. When times are stressful, writing porn is therapeutic. I’m not apologizing.
I really just want them to live happily ever after and kiss each other a lot.
Four
11)Sometimes shit happens so you write trans-dimensional incest to cheer yourself up.
TRIFECTA
12)He looked up and saw some kid step out of the building with a perfect swagger in his walk; not the dopey irregular steps of most children but a thing with a rhythm, and he'd thought it was hot. The thought was a bit creepy, but that was all; that was all it would ever be- except when the kid turned around, it was Dave, and Bro's blood turned to ice.
Not Allowed
13)He's not your brother.
Catharsis
14)The first year is painful: you are freshly dead and very hungry.
Untitled
15)Dirk encourages Equius to try a different way of touching himself.
Go Fuck Yourself
17)Pairing: Dad/Jack Noir
May I Borrow Your Knife?
18)Bro finds out Dave is ticklish.
Pooling Filth
19)Pairing: DirkEquius
DIRK: FUCK IT. DESCEND. RIDE
20)Dirk finds out Dave has a daddy kink.
Untitled
21)You had never expected the piercing, hell you had never expected him to respond to your advances, but you are so glad for both right now.
Yes Indeed
22)The war is over and the Rebellion's won. Rose Lalonde has interviewed members from both sides of war to write a book on the first interspecies civil war.
RISE UP: An Oral History of the Rebellion
23)You had warned him that he couldn’t take it, especially for his first time. John of course hadn’t listen, and handed you the rope, kneeling at your feet.
Choke On It
24)It was a new thing, fucking your little brother, and fuck if Dirk didn’t love it.
Property of D.S.
25)Summary: The other man with the other meteor was-- no, is-- the most amazing man you've ever met.
NEVER OR LATER
1)Being a manager is not what people seem to depict on television and in movies nowadays. It’s not only stressful, but a constant phase of the brain being on red alert, looking for things to fix, people to put into line, and in truth, it was nothing but maddening at times.
A Good Man’s Birthday
2)i constantly think about Dirk watching Jake through his computer
Viral Voyeur
3)Relationship: Dave/John, Bro/Dave, Dad/John
horrible heatwave in Washington
4)Dave’s a child star and by the end of it he’s like this was the most miserable experience ever
Strider Fever
5)John inherits shitty decrepit farm
Farmer AU
6)Relationship: Karkat/Dave/John
Notes: Bear in mind that is founded on the movie Spirited Away
Spirited Away AU
7)Relationship: Dad/John, Dad/John/Dave
Storytime is now about Dave the hot pool boy
Untitled
8)Bottom Egbert
"would you please"
9)Relationship: Dad Egbert/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/John Egbert love n-drangle, and nearly every possible pairing therein
One Big Happy
10)This is an entirely self-indulgent ot4 beta-kid-pile. When times are stressful, writing porn is therapeutic. I’m not apologizing.
I really just want them to live happily ever after and kiss each other a lot.
Four
11)Sometimes shit happens so you write trans-dimensional incest to cheer yourself up.
TRIFECTA
12)He looked up and saw some kid step out of the building with a perfect swagger in his walk; not the dopey irregular steps of most children but a thing with a rhythm, and he'd thought it was hot. The thought was a bit creepy, but that was all; that was all it would ever be- except when the kid turned around, it was Dave, and Bro's blood turned to ice.
Not Allowed
13)He's not your brother.
Catharsis
14)The first year is painful: you are freshly dead and very hungry.
Untitled
15)Dirk encourages Equius to try a different way of touching himself.
Go Fuck Yourself
17)Pairing: Dad/Jack Noir
May I Borrow Your Knife?
18)Bro finds out Dave is ticklish.
Pooling Filth
19)Pairing: DirkEquius
DIRK: FUCK IT. DESCEND. RIDE
20)Dirk finds out Dave has a daddy kink.
Untitled
21)You had never expected the piercing, hell you had never expected him to respond to your advances, but you are so glad for both right now.
Yes Indeed
22)The war is over and the Rebellion's won. Rose Lalonde has interviewed members from both sides of war to write a book on the first interspecies civil war.
RISE UP: An Oral History of the Rebellion
23)You had warned him that he couldn’t take it, especially for his first time. John of course hadn’t listen, and handed you the rope, kneeling at your feet.
Choke On It
24)It was a new thing, fucking your little brother, and fuck if Dirk didn’t love it.
Property of D.S.
25)Summary: The other man with the other meteor was-- no, is-- the most amazing man you've ever met.
NEVER OR LATER