Real World Open Call
Well, I would write about yesterday but Bunim-Murray Productions insist everything concerning RW/RR be top secret
No, not really
It was fun...there was like, nobody there...the weather does a good job weeding out who really wants to be there and who doesn't
So right at 10 (something starting on time, WHAT!) they came out and started giving out the applications to fill out...and then about a half hour later they started taking in groups of ten, and it went really quickly...I was done by 11ish
They had the ten of us sit around at a table and have a conversation, just to see how we interact and stuff...we had to talk about sex and cheating and then we all went around the table picking a person and saying what our first impression of them was and then that person had to say if it was right or not...the two people who picked me were right...and the person I picked claimed I was wrong about them, but I really don't think so
Anyway, before going in one of the BMP guys was walking around with a camera asking people why they should be picked and stuff...and he came over to me to ask what Boston had to offer that the other open call cities didn't...and I as I was about to say something when a Third Watch goes wailing by, so he's like, "That?", and I said yeah, that and the smells...and he laughed, har har har
I had a great time people watching while we all waiting outside...I sat off in a corner by myself and just took it all in
It was so funny to see all the judgmental looks on peoples faces when new people would walk up, just to see them visually sizing people up so viciously made me laugh
I saw some Trenyces, some Tamyras...there was a guy in a velour Sean John jumpsuit who looked like Omarion...so many emo lookin' kids...a shorter, less hot Justin Timberlake, Fat Joe was there in a Celtics homage outfit, I think he snuck into the Fleet Center and took down one of the banners from the rafters and just wrapped it around his body
Girls in miniskirts...I'll never understand that train of thought in people, "Hey, it's freezing, let me wear as little as possible", it doesn't impress as many people as you think, so just STOP
I can't forget about my best friend, the girl with the hardcore acne and Down Syndrome of 3 people
And of course, when I make a new best friend, I need a boyfriend to complete the package...so ladies and gentleman, SOS came to the rescue
SOS, pronounced "SAUCE", was in my group, but he most definitely caught my eye outside...SOS was wearing overalls, with only one strap buckled and shirt that said.......SOS! He was wearing tiny yellow lensed sunglasses
His affections and kind words were so hard to resist that after The Rack...we made at it as far as Quincy Market before ravishing each other
So SOSy
One last thing about the whole process and then I'll switch topics a little bit....
I hate how people who work at nightclubs think they're so awesome, you're standing there shouting numbers and handing out applications...you work at a place where people dance and drink, you aren't better than me, so get over it....If you keep sticking your nose up that high I may have to do some kung fu and stick my fingers up there and throw you over my shoulder....It's sad when an MTV employee is so much nicer than you
Alright, moving on
I didn't feel like getting there early after all, so I got off at Copley for a while and went for a walk...and it felt really good, walking by the Common made me realize once again how happy I am to be home and how much I love it here...I even gave some homeless people some of my change, and I got one of them a donut
It was weird for me, showing compassion for people I don't even know, considering how much I hate everybody...and no, this isn't leading to how much it warmed my heart and I will continue to do such things and attempt to make a difference....But, at the time I felt good and I was feeling kind and these people were miserable out in the rain, and I'm a sucker for some old people so I felt bad for this lady and got her a donut...end of story
There was a lady walking a Papillion on Beacon St, and that made me happy too...I love my JoJo and I like seeing his breed become more popular, like in the commericals and such
So then on the way home, I had to do more walking because I took the wrong bus (walking through Lynn--gay and scary), but that was okay...until I got home, and until I woke up this morning
Last night it was just my legs but today it's my entire body, major pain
A lot of you probably don't know this about me since we don't hang out very often for one reason or another, but when I don't wear shoes I walk on my tiptoes, I have ever since I could walk...and I can't even do that today, it hurts way too much, so I can't even walk
Someone get me a wheelchair
Oh shit, I can't forget this part, because I started cracking up and scared this guy walking by me...some car in a driveway had a bumper sticker and it said...
Lynn, Lynn, the city of...HIM
lmao I'm sorry, maybe I'm the only one who'll end up enjoying that, but I had to at least put it out there
And that was basically my day yesterday, it was a good day (Thanks Ice Cube...?)
My mom had to take Andrew and Ryli to the doctor today so I'm watching the twins right now, but not really because they're still sleeping...Mady will probably be up soon and Devyn will probably still be asleep by the time my mom comes home
I don't know what the rest of my day will bring me, I wanted to go down and see my dad, but I don't think I'd be able to handle all the walking I would have to do
I think I'm hanging out with Kelly this weekend, not sure, but I think so lol
My room should also be done by this weekend, I heard my mom and that guy talking before they left earlier and it should be ready for priming by Friday
He apparently doesn't like the silver paint I picked out, so I have to try and find another one and possibly reach a compromise...he doesn't want me to paint the trim at all, because he's worried that it could impede the selling value
A) My mother will probably never leave this apartment
B) Get the paintbrush out of your ass, if you do ever sell it I will go out and buy the white paint myself
You know what really will impede selling value? The ghetto house itself
Maybe if you stopped having a trist with an elderly woman you could make the house look good
And....end, before I really get going
Guys, should I get a hamster, a bird or a fish for my room? I can't decide
I'm thinking talking bird so I can mold it just like I've molding these children, but I also know they're more expensive than your run of the mill canary...so I'm clueless
Kel, I'm wearing the Colts sweatshirt your dad got me, isn't that SOSy?
I think I'm finally out of things to say
Oh! One last thing, probably like an hour or so ago someone IM'ed me and I accidentally canceled it so I have no idea who it was, because everyone on my buddy list at the time were all still on away...so if it happened to be any of you, I apologize...and if it was, who was it?
*I like Boston because I can fart around people and they'll just think it's the city*
No, not really
It was fun...there was like, nobody there...the weather does a good job weeding out who really wants to be there and who doesn't
So right at 10 (something starting on time, WHAT!) they came out and started giving out the applications to fill out...and then about a half hour later they started taking in groups of ten, and it went really quickly...I was done by 11ish
They had the ten of us sit around at a table and have a conversation, just to see how we interact and stuff...we had to talk about sex and cheating and then we all went around the table picking a person and saying what our first impression of them was and then that person had to say if it was right or not...the two people who picked me were right...and the person I picked claimed I was wrong about them, but I really don't think so
Anyway, before going in one of the BMP guys was walking around with a camera asking people why they should be picked and stuff...and he came over to me to ask what Boston had to offer that the other open call cities didn't...and I as I was about to say something when a Third Watch goes wailing by, so he's like, "That?", and I said yeah, that and the smells...and he laughed, har har har
I had a great time people watching while we all waiting outside...I sat off in a corner by myself and just took it all in
It was so funny to see all the judgmental looks on peoples faces when new people would walk up, just to see them visually sizing people up so viciously made me laugh
I saw some Trenyces, some Tamyras...there was a guy in a velour Sean John jumpsuit who looked like Omarion...so many emo lookin' kids...a shorter, less hot Justin Timberlake, Fat Joe was there in a Celtics homage outfit, I think he snuck into the Fleet Center and took down one of the banners from the rafters and just wrapped it around his body
Girls in miniskirts...I'll never understand that train of thought in people, "Hey, it's freezing, let me wear as little as possible", it doesn't impress as many people as you think, so just STOP
I can't forget about my best friend, the girl with the hardcore acne and Down Syndrome of 3 people
And of course, when I make a new best friend, I need a boyfriend to complete the package...so ladies and gentleman, SOS came to the rescue
SOS, pronounced "SAUCE", was in my group, but he most definitely caught my eye outside...SOS was wearing overalls, with only one strap buckled and shirt that said.......SOS! He was wearing tiny yellow lensed sunglasses
His affections and kind words were so hard to resist that after The Rack...we made at it as far as Quincy Market before ravishing each other
So SOSy
One last thing about the whole process and then I'll switch topics a little bit....
I hate how people who work at nightclubs think they're so awesome, you're standing there shouting numbers and handing out applications...you work at a place where people dance and drink, you aren't better than me, so get over it....If you keep sticking your nose up that high I may have to do some kung fu and stick my fingers up there and throw you over my shoulder....It's sad when an MTV employee is so much nicer than you
Alright, moving on
I didn't feel like getting there early after all, so I got off at Copley for a while and went for a walk...and it felt really good, walking by the Common made me realize once again how happy I am to be home and how much I love it here...I even gave some homeless people some of my change, and I got one of them a donut
It was weird for me, showing compassion for people I don't even know, considering how much I hate everybody...and no, this isn't leading to how much it warmed my heart and I will continue to do such things and attempt to make a difference....But, at the time I felt good and I was feeling kind and these people were miserable out in the rain, and I'm a sucker for some old people so I felt bad for this lady and got her a donut...end of story
There was a lady walking a Papillion on Beacon St, and that made me happy too...I love my JoJo and I like seeing his breed become more popular, like in the commericals and such
So then on the way home, I had to do more walking because I took the wrong bus (walking through Lynn--gay and scary), but that was okay...until I got home, and until I woke up this morning
Last night it was just my legs but today it's my entire body, major pain
A lot of you probably don't know this about me since we don't hang out very often for one reason or another, but when I don't wear shoes I walk on my tiptoes, I have ever since I could walk...and I can't even do that today, it hurts way too much, so I can't even walk
Someone get me a wheelchair
Oh shit, I can't forget this part, because I started cracking up and scared this guy walking by me...some car in a driveway had a bumper sticker and it said...
Lynn, Lynn, the city of...HIM
lmao I'm sorry, maybe I'm the only one who'll end up enjoying that, but I had to at least put it out there
And that was basically my day yesterday, it was a good day (Thanks Ice Cube...?)
My mom had to take Andrew and Ryli to the doctor today so I'm watching the twins right now, but not really because they're still sleeping...Mady will probably be up soon and Devyn will probably still be asleep by the time my mom comes home
I don't know what the rest of my day will bring me, I wanted to go down and see my dad, but I don't think I'd be able to handle all the walking I would have to do
I think I'm hanging out with Kelly this weekend, not sure, but I think so lol
My room should also be done by this weekend, I heard my mom and that guy talking before they left earlier and it should be ready for priming by Friday
He apparently doesn't like the silver paint I picked out, so I have to try and find another one and possibly reach a compromise...he doesn't want me to paint the trim at all, because he's worried that it could impede the selling value
A) My mother will probably never leave this apartment
B) Get the paintbrush out of your ass, if you do ever sell it I will go out and buy the white paint myself
You know what really will impede selling value? The ghetto house itself
Maybe if you stopped having a trist with an elderly woman you could make the house look good
And....end, before I really get going
Guys, should I get a hamster, a bird or a fish for my room? I can't decide
I'm thinking talking bird so I can mold it just like I've molding these children, but I also know they're more expensive than your run of the mill canary...so I'm clueless
Kel, I'm wearing the Colts sweatshirt your dad got me, isn't that SOSy?
I think I'm finally out of things to say
Oh! One last thing, probably like an hour or so ago someone IM'ed me and I accidentally canceled it so I have no idea who it was, because everyone on my buddy list at the time were all still on away...so if it happened to be any of you, I apologize...and if it was, who was it?
*I like Boston because I can fart around people and they'll just think it's the city*