Anyone got an extra pair of crutches...
I've often wondered why I got most accident prone for my senior year.
I mean there was that time...
-early years:
*lost in files...
-in eighth grade:
*I got hit in the left eye with a softball. Stupid hitter.
*I missed the eighth grade dance because I had to get my appendix taken out. Apparently, I was on the roller-coasters and the pittfall a little to much the day before. Go figure.
*Fell off the top bunk at my friends house. Darn silk sheets.
*...
-in ninth grade:
*I was hit in the face, right eye to be exact, by my best friend with a tennis racket and I had to get two butterfly stitches on it. I was on her team too. Geez
*...
-in tenth grade:
*I was in a car accident and missed almost the whole year. Over a hundred stitches in my forehead and scalp, 16 stitches total in each leg. I was in a neck brace for 9 months.
*Went back to track had black outs, dizzy spells, hyperventilating. No big deal. I love track
*...
-in eleventh grade:
*I pulled my quad muscle
*Burnt my hand at work
*Received numerous death threats
*...
-in twelfth grade:
*Again with the death threats, vandalizing my vehicle
*...
-college years:
*More death threats
*...
-now
*I fell down Jeremy's blue steps, twice, fell up them once, and then fell down his spiral steps. All on different days of course.
*I hurt my knee while running on the elliptical
*I fell down Jeremy's parents' steps
*Ankle is now all black and blue
*To be continued...
See, I just don't get it. Accident prone is just so not me.
I mean there was that time...
-early years:
*lost in files...
-in eighth grade:
*I got hit in the left eye with a softball. Stupid hitter.
*I missed the eighth grade dance because I had to get my appendix taken out. Apparently, I was on the roller-coasters and the pittfall a little to much the day before. Go figure.
*Fell off the top bunk at my friends house. Darn silk sheets.
*...
-in ninth grade:
*I was hit in the face, right eye to be exact, by my best friend with a tennis racket and I had to get two butterfly stitches on it. I was on her team too. Geez
*...
-in tenth grade:
*I was in a car accident and missed almost the whole year. Over a hundred stitches in my forehead and scalp, 16 stitches total in each leg. I was in a neck brace for 9 months.
*Went back to track had black outs, dizzy spells, hyperventilating. No big deal. I love track
*...
-in eleventh grade:
*I pulled my quad muscle
*Burnt my hand at work
*Received numerous death threats
*...
-in twelfth grade:
*Again with the death threats, vandalizing my vehicle
*...
-college years:
*More death threats
*...
-now
*I fell down Jeremy's blue steps, twice, fell up them once, and then fell down his spiral steps. All on different days of course.
*I hurt my knee while running on the elliptical
*I fell down Jeremy's parents' steps
*Ankle is now all black and blue
*To be continued...
See, I just don't get it. Accident prone is just so not me.