Poopy doodle
So after getting less than three hours of sleep, passing out and completely sleeping through my alarm, and being 45 minutes late for work...I went to my house to visit my family. My nephew is the cutest thing ever! First my mom tells me on the phone a few days ago that he's been climbing on the table and grabbing the salt shaker and just shaking it like it's his job. You can't get mad at this kid, he's too damn cute. And when he watches TV, he puts his hand under his chin like he's thinking or posing for GQ.
Anywho, he was smelling pretty ripe sooooooooo my sister made me change his diaper. What an adventure that was! So first thing, he knows he has a poopy diaper and he knows that I plan on changing it. I had changed it maybe once before when he was uber little and less mobile. I get him on the floor and he's up and running before I can blink. He doesn't do this for mom or dad; it's just because they're not doing it. Renee tells me, "You have to catch him." I'm laughing hysterically at this point because I know this is going to be ridiculous. I chase him down and I have him on the towel, I get his pants down, and I'm about to take the diaper off when his little hands start going down there. I have to grab em and I'm holding his hands down. At this point my sister and my brother-in-law are giving me hints like, "Grab a wipey" and then "Put his legs up." So I grab the wet cloth, wipey wipey. I then drop some poo on the towel which Renee tells me to grab or else it would get on the outside of the new diaper. I now have to grab another wipey. Theeeeeen my sister says, "You have to put the diaper rash stuff on." I grab the tube and she says, "Good luck getting it out." So I'm still holding his legs up, he's chilling looking at a little book thing from his Veggie Tales dvd case, and I start laughing again cuz I can't the Eucerine out with one hand. "Help me, help me please..." My brother-in-law grabs his legs, I get the Eucerine out of the tube, and I notice I didn't do a good job of wiping earlier as my sister had so instructed. I grab another wipey, get the Eucerine squared away, and put the new diaper on. Apparently I suck at making a nice dirty diaper package. Finally, I throw out the diaper. I hold the record for the longest diaper change ever as much as this whole scene occurred within a 5 minute time frame. Sigh, my nephew just cracks me up.
Manfred: Check for poop.
Sid: Why am I the poop-checker?
~ Ice Age
Anywho, he was smelling pretty ripe sooooooooo my sister made me change his diaper. What an adventure that was! So first thing, he knows he has a poopy diaper and he knows that I plan on changing it. I had changed it maybe once before when he was uber little and less mobile. I get him on the floor and he's up and running before I can blink. He doesn't do this for mom or dad; it's just because they're not doing it. Renee tells me, "You have to catch him." I'm laughing hysterically at this point because I know this is going to be ridiculous. I chase him down and I have him on the towel, I get his pants down, and I'm about to take the diaper off when his little hands start going down there. I have to grab em and I'm holding his hands down. At this point my sister and my brother-in-law are giving me hints like, "Grab a wipey" and then "Put his legs up." So I grab the wet cloth, wipey wipey. I then drop some poo on the towel which Renee tells me to grab or else it would get on the outside of the new diaper. I now have to grab another wipey. Theeeeeen my sister says, "You have to put the diaper rash stuff on." I grab the tube and she says, "Good luck getting it out." So I'm still holding his legs up, he's chilling looking at a little book thing from his Veggie Tales dvd case, and I start laughing again cuz I can't the Eucerine out with one hand. "Help me, help me please..." My brother-in-law grabs his legs, I get the Eucerine out of the tube, and I notice I didn't do a good job of wiping earlier as my sister had so instructed. I grab another wipey, get the Eucerine squared away, and put the new diaper on. Apparently I suck at making a nice dirty diaper package. Finally, I throw out the diaper. I hold the record for the longest diaper change ever as much as this whole scene occurred within a 5 minute time frame. Sigh, my nephew just cracks me up.
Manfred: Check for poop.
Sid: Why am I the poop-checker?
~ Ice Age