!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '07 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 06, 2006 01:37

I got this off of Robyn's journal... verrry true and funny!!!

go class of '07

Dear 8th Graders who just  "graduated":

Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low....the freshmen. So here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1. When you come into high school in the fall, please dont try to
act cool because what's cool to you usually isnt cool with the
upper classmen. Stick to your middle school friends unless you know someone. And even if you know someone, it doesn't mean they want you hanging around.

2. Please DO NOT stand in the middle of the halls & talk to your friends because the upper classmen can, & most likely will, push you out of the way & call you a stupid freshman. You will get hurt.

3. Try to find your locker the first week of school so you dont have to carry your entire locker in your really cool backpacks.

4. STAY IN A FRESHMAN'S PLACE! Upper classman hangouts are just that- for upper classmen.

5. IT'S NOT COOl TO BE LOUD AND THINK YOU'RE CUTE CUZ MOST LIKELY YOU WILL GET SHUT DOWN!

6. NEVER talk back to upper classmen. Just dont try it. Just learn your place, it's only for a year.

7. Don't come there screaming that 2010 stuff, because 2007, 2008, and 2009 will shut you down. But mostly 2007.

8.Don't try to get with a boy who's older than you, chances are...they have a girlfriend who will hurt you.

9. BELIEVE ME---You cant win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year.

10. If you're a freshman boy...trust me the upperclass girls wont want your ass, you're not mature.

11. If you're a freshman girl...trust me the upperclass boys will play your ass like a game forreal...seriously.

12. Never try to replace or beat an upper-classmen in anything; sports, grades, popularity, whatever.. you're gonna whind up picking yourself up off the ground!

Sincerely,
The Upper-Classmen

[-If youre an upper-classmen : repost this for all of the incoming freshmen-]

-If youre an incoming freshman....good luck
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