Cliff/Fuck/Marry
It's that meme! That probably has directions somewhere, but we all know the drill, right?
Carmen gave me:
1. Shane McCutcheon
2. Zoe Bell
3. Dani Campbell
Um, wow. TOUGH. This took some thinking, but....
CLIFF
Shane McCutcheon
Okay, I'll admit it, when I first started watching The L Word I thought Shane was like, TOTALLY the hottest evar. She was sooooooooooo cool and awesome and wonderful and man, I wanted in her pants!
But then I kept watching the show, and it was like, okay, dude, do you really treat people that way? Seriously? I mean, you make some bad life choices. Also, I can see your ribs. Again. If I were not throwing you off a cliff, I would put you on a steady diet of fluffernutter sandwiches. Fo' reals.
FUCK
Dani Campbell
Ah, Dani. I can't believe you fell in love with Tila Tequila, but you were both ridiculously hot and, for a reality TV show, surprisingly classy. I couldn't possibly deprive the world of your fire-fighting body, and wouldn't pass up a chance to get you in bed... but on the other hand, if we got serious, I might have to listen to you talk about your deep feelings about your identity as a "futch" lesbian. So ultimately, my decision is to fuck ya and leave ya.
MARRY
Zoe Bell
I hadn't heard of Zoe until Carmen offered her as one of my options, but clearly this woman would rock as my wife! She's a stunt double for Xena, Wonder Woman, and that lady Uma Thurman played in Kill Bill, which means she's a) got a hot body, b) knows about working out and we can share wifely work-out tips, c) will have all kinds of fun dress up ideas for.... um, Halloween, and d) can bring me along to Hollywood premiers!
Oh, we'll have a lovely life together, Zoe and me.
Carmen gave me:
1. Shane McCutcheon
2. Zoe Bell
3. Dani Campbell
Um, wow. TOUGH. This took some thinking, but....
CLIFF
Shane McCutcheon
Okay, I'll admit it, when I first started watching The L Word I thought Shane was like, TOTALLY the hottest evar. She was sooooooooooo cool and awesome and wonderful and man, I wanted in her pants!
But then I kept watching the show, and it was like, okay, dude, do you really treat people that way? Seriously? I mean, you make some bad life choices. Also, I can see your ribs. Again. If I were not throwing you off a cliff, I would put you on a steady diet of fluffernutter sandwiches. Fo' reals.
FUCK
Dani Campbell
Ah, Dani. I can't believe you fell in love with Tila Tequila, but you were both ridiculously hot and, for a reality TV show, surprisingly classy. I couldn't possibly deprive the world of your fire-fighting body, and wouldn't pass up a chance to get you in bed... but on the other hand, if we got serious, I might have to listen to you talk about your deep feelings about your identity as a "futch" lesbian. So ultimately, my decision is to fuck ya and leave ya.
MARRY
Zoe Bell
I hadn't heard of Zoe until Carmen offered her as one of my options, but clearly this woman would rock as my wife! She's a stunt double for Xena, Wonder Woman, and that lady Uma Thurman played in Kill Bill, which means she's a) got a hot body, b) knows about working out and we can share wifely work-out tips, c) will have all kinds of fun dress up ideas for.... um, Halloween, and d) can bring me along to Hollywood premiers!
Oh, we'll have a lovely life together, Zoe and me.