Some lists
THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL ADULT:
- getting my oil changed
- ordering new contacts
- paying rent and bills, buying groceries, spending money on superfluous things like alcohol, diner food, and jewelry, then getting to the end of the month... and not being in debt!
COMMON THOUGHTS ABOUT WORK THAT I NOW UNDERSTAND AND WISH I DIDN'T:
- Mondays suck
- Fridays are excellent
- dress-down Fridays where you can wear sneakers and jeans instead of dress shoes and nice pants are practically orgasmic
- is it lunch-time yet?
- is it 5:30 yet?
- how much time can I spend fucking around on the internet before there's a noticeable drop in productivity?
THINGS I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT WORK:
- does everyone cheat/fudge on their time sheets?
- am I really supposed to eat lunch in 30 minutes?
- is everyone else really as busy as they look, or are they all doing random shit online too?
- why are most body modifications considered "unprofessional" but small-gauge lobe piercings are fine?
FOOD I AM CURRENTLY EATING ON TOP OF MY BAKED POTATOES:
- broccoli
- cottage cheese
- sour cream
- sprinkle cheese
Life is good.
- getting my oil changed
- ordering new contacts
- paying rent and bills, buying groceries, spending money on superfluous things like alcohol, diner food, and jewelry, then getting to the end of the month... and not being in debt!
COMMON THOUGHTS ABOUT WORK THAT I NOW UNDERSTAND AND WISH I DIDN'T:
- Mondays suck
- Fridays are excellent
- dress-down Fridays where you can wear sneakers and jeans instead of dress shoes and nice pants are practically orgasmic
- is it lunch-time yet?
- is it 5:30 yet?
- how much time can I spend fucking around on the internet before there's a noticeable drop in productivity?
THINGS I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT WORK:
- does everyone cheat/fudge on their time sheets?
- am I really supposed to eat lunch in 30 minutes?
- is everyone else really as busy as they look, or are they all doing random shit online too?
- why are most body modifications considered "unprofessional" but small-gauge lobe piercings are fine?
FOOD I AM CURRENTLY EATING ON TOP OF MY BAKED POTATOES:
- broccoli
- cottage cheese
- sour cream
- sprinkle cheese
Life is good.