My dream last night
I was on America's Next Top Model, and we were all in an ice skating performance. We all had a really great time, except we got yelled at for talking and giggling too much when the real ice skaters were on and we were just supposed to be frozen in really interesting poses.
Then we went back to the house, and things got sinister when one of the girls got caught in a trap that hung her by the neck. But suddenly time did funny things, and the girl wasn't dead. A fat bald man in a bowler hat and Jay explained to us that we were lucky; they were gods in this corner of the universe. They weren't all powerful, however; we'd have to fight the forces trying to kill us all. They gave us plastic ziplock baggies, which we put around our feet to keep the language pure; then I woke up.
What the hell is up with my subconscious?!
Then we went back to the house, and things got sinister when one of the girls got caught in a trap that hung her by the neck. But suddenly time did funny things, and the girl wasn't dead. A fat bald man in a bowler hat and Jay explained to us that we were lucky; they were gods in this corner of the universe. They weren't all powerful, however; we'd have to fight the forces trying to kill us all. They gave us plastic ziplock baggies, which we put around our feet to keep the language pure; then I woke up.
What the hell is up with my subconscious?!