Jul 05, 2002 12:45
Mr. T. Goes Pee: By: Mike Wiley
All along one fateful night,
sat Mr. T. in all his might,
remembering his long past prime,
he felt it was his potty time,
he got up off his chair,
him and his crazy hair,
walking down the hall he went,
he tripped and fell on his dog Kent,
"you crazy foo!" Mr. T. said,
sadly now his dog was dead,
but Mr. T. was motivated,
he had his new bathroom renovated,
he tripper over a plant,
stepped on an ant,
made it to the room,
but had to break the door with a broom,
in the bathroom he went on in,
to describe what he was doing in detail would be a sin,
then he accidentally broke the sink,
as he cursed Plumber fink,
but all this can be said that Mr. T. in his might,
he forgot to turn on the light.