Myspace freak
So this random guy on myspace sent me an invite to "become friends." So I said yeah because he was hot. He then sent me a message saying: "Wow, you're really hot! Your myspace page says that you're single. How can that be? I would be all over you if I were anywhere near you!" It went on from there... This is so fucking GAY! (I thought to myself) So I sent him a message back that said the following:
"Hey T*****, thanks for the compliments! The reason I'm single is due to the fact that I have this huge, constantly recurring Herpes infection that I just can't seem to shake (no pun intended)."
I thought this was funny and that he would probably send me some stupid condolence email or something… Hehe, not only did he not respond to my message, he deleted me as a friend! hahahaha mission accomplished!
I hope I don't catch the herps now.. That guy was just to F*ing stupid for me to even bother with...