Captain Hook
Friday already! Dammit my break from school is going by too fast!
Jennifer is coming to Ttown today so we're having an "Enron is guilty" party. My family was connected to Enron (ie we lost mega $$) for those of you that don't know... Got a new cell phone. Yes that makes number 4 in the last 12 months for those of you counting. This one kicks ass though. It's not fancy or anything but it gets awesome reception. First Nokia flip phone I've ever seen.. The Motorola I had sucked! Dropped calls left and right...
The old man on Main Street in Northport waived at me again today. What a nice guy. He has to be in his 90's.
Joy still hasn't called in regards to our lake trip this weekend. I guess she's staying in DC. Oh well, thanks for the call????
My friend Justin was in town yesterday for something school related so we got to hang out for a while.
Oh yeah, F R E A K Y! My friend Linda and I went to lunch today and she told me that her son was having surgery tomorrow at UAB. I didn't pry or anything but she began to tell me why anyway. Her son (who is 17) is having his penis reshaped. Apparently one side is longer than the other and it causes it shift to the side when erect. I couldn't believe she was telling me this. Scott is like a little brother to me and I totally don't want to think about him having a Captain Hook dick. I didn't know what to say but my staple phrase: "That sux!" But I mean, what does one say when affronted with such news?
I'm actually working a full day today and time is creeping by... I'm hitting the gym this afternoon to work off this last bit of flab before the toga party next weekend... Blah