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OMG! I hads the best night ever ahahhah! NO SERIOUSLY IT WAS INDEED THE FUNNIEST NIGHT EVER!!
Okay first of all these kids Jordan and Omar came over and omar got molested by my dog and then we went to this hottie nathan's house which he was totally hardcore flirtiing with me and he thinks i'm gorgeous SCORE!!
Okay now get this some gangsta comes skate boarding by which was hilarious I dunno why but he was completely not the type to be skateboarding anywho he comes pushing his wood by and Omar was all he show us a kick flip so this kid was like yeah heres a flip and totally flipped us off it was pretty sad I mean we just asked to see a kick flip I mean no need to get all balignant(esp?)
So the exact same guy comes back by like 3 minutes later carrying a jug of gatorade and Jordans like "will you be our friend?" he was like me, and we were like yea he's like I have to go home now but later I will and jordans like we have to set up a date to be friends? it was hilarious!
Okay now my Wal-Mart journey I swear crackheads okay we first get there and there are some butches and they are all looking at shampoo asking one and another "Tressame" or "Suave" in the most manly voice it could be and then later they were looking at the yogurt for no joke 15 friggin minutes and it was unbelievable. Next part we were looking down a aisle and we saw some country punkins I mean I have no problem with that there freakin gorgeous but okay he was talking to his dad im assuming he started to say something to him and we walked by as soon as he saw us he stopped talkin and stared at us and was starin at us and talkin to his dad at the same time and his dad was all the way domn the aisle WOW buddy need me to put your tongue back in your mouth??? but Yea then I saw Doug Heffernan(mr.burgess) with his momma it was really cute! but yea doug again is gointo shoot me so BEEP BEEP HOLLA!!
Okay first of all these kids Jordan and Omar came over and omar got molested by my dog and then we went to this hottie nathan's house which he was totally hardcore flirtiing with me and he thinks i'm gorgeous SCORE!!
Okay now get this some gangsta comes skate boarding by which was hilarious I dunno why but he was completely not the type to be skateboarding anywho he comes pushing his wood by and Omar was all he show us a kick flip so this kid was like yeah heres a flip and totally flipped us off it was pretty sad I mean we just asked to see a kick flip I mean no need to get all balignant(esp?)
So the exact same guy comes back by like 3 minutes later carrying a jug of gatorade and Jordans like "will you be our friend?" he was like me, and we were like yea he's like I have to go home now but later I will and jordans like we have to set up a date to be friends? it was hilarious!
Okay now my Wal-Mart journey I swear crackheads okay we first get there and there are some butches and they are all looking at shampoo asking one and another "Tressame" or "Suave" in the most manly voice it could be and then later they were looking at the yogurt for no joke 15 friggin minutes and it was unbelievable. Next part we were looking down a aisle and we saw some country punkins I mean I have no problem with that there freakin gorgeous but okay he was talking to his dad im assuming he started to say something to him and we walked by as soon as he saw us he stopped talkin and stared at us and was starin at us and talkin to his dad at the same time and his dad was all the way domn the aisle WOW buddy need me to put your tongue back in your mouth??? but Yea then I saw Doug Heffernan(mr.burgess) with his momma it was really cute! but yea doug again is gointo shoot me so BEEP BEEP HOLLA!!