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SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD:A Veternarian yea im a freak!
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: NO clue what that means!
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? still dont kno what that means
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? A long ways.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? Heck yes.
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? The kind you watch
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? ITS REALLY HAWT!!
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? What ever i feel like it would be!
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? Heck yea it would
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? NADDA!
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? How about i dont
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Get the hell out of my room!
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? GET A LIFE YOU DAMN HIPPY!
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? Beat them in the head with a cross i dunno?!
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Party damn straight!
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK DAMMIT!!
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK PAR-TAY
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH : The time i get to work!
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? CAFFINE BABY how else will ibe able to stay awake!
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? Does moo lah from your parents count??
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? No what happened to all men treated equally!
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? Heck yes i would!
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? Friigin your ass it is
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Psshh yea right!
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? maybe if i had on yea i would its my special guy.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? Knocker would be its name!
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? ehhh what the heck YESSS.
5. ON YOUR CAR? NO
6. WITH YOUR CAR? No comprende.
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? these question are confusing me so no.
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? LMAO!!!
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? what!?
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? Ahh what kinda questions are they maybe.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? Yes.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Heck yes.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? ehh what the heck you gotta love the butt buddy!
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT?looks l;ike were havin chicken tonight!
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? eggs!
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? The cobra jus kiddin. .
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN? Definitley on top.
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? WHAT.
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? Do the chickens have large talons?
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? Both! I dunno
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR? Green
2. PICK A CONDOM? her pleasure
3. PICK A SONG? Ms.Jones
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION? Paraguay?
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? You Betch your sweet ass i can1
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? No clue what i just read!
7. BIRD OR FISH? CAAHHH!!!
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Pet how cruel to eat it!
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT? Crying.
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT ? givin back rubs no i really give killer back rubs!
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT? gettin a boyfriend (tear).
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD:A Veternarian yea im a freak!
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: NO clue what that means!
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? still dont kno what that means
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? A long ways.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? Heck yes.
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? The kind you watch
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? ITS REALLY HAWT!!
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? What ever i feel like it would be!
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? Heck yea it would
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? NADDA!
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? How about i dont
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Get the hell out of my room!
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? GET A LIFE YOU DAMN HIPPY!
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? Beat them in the head with a cross i dunno?!
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Party damn straight!
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK DAMMIT!!
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK PAR-TAY
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH : The time i get to work!
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? CAFFINE BABY how else will ibe able to stay awake!
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? Does moo lah from your parents count??
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? No what happened to all men treated equally!
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? Heck yes i would!
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? Friigin your ass it is
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Psshh yea right!
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? maybe if i had on yea i would its my special guy.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? Knocker would be its name!
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? ehhh what the heck YESSS.
5. ON YOUR CAR? NO
6. WITH YOUR CAR? No comprende.
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? these question are confusing me so no.
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? LMAO!!!
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? what!?
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? Ahh what kinda questions are they maybe.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? Yes.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Heck yes.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? ehh what the heck you gotta love the butt buddy!
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT?looks l;ike were havin chicken tonight!
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? eggs!
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? The cobra jus kiddin. .
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN? Definitley on top.
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? WHAT.
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? Do the chickens have large talons?
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? Both! I dunno
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR? Green
2. PICK A CONDOM? her pleasure
3. PICK A SONG? Ms.Jones
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION? Paraguay?
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? You Betch your sweet ass i can1
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? No clue what i just read!
7. BIRD OR FISH? CAAHHH!!!
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Pet how cruel to eat it!
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT? Crying.
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT ? givin back rubs no i really give killer back rubs!
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT? gettin a boyfriend (tear).