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I think I preface all of my entries with that.
This medicine tastes nasty. I take it and it's all I can taste for like three hours afterwards, regardless of what I eat.
We went and saw Butterfly Effect at the cheapass theater again today, out of pure boredom. That movie kicks ass, except that whenever Ashton Kutcher comes on the screen I think he's going to say, "Dude, where's my car?" It must suck to be typecast like that. Maybe he shouldn't be so fucking stupid the rest of the time he's in the pubIic eye.
Earlier I did something really stupid and sprayed a bunch of chloroseptic in my mouth to try to get rid of my sore throat. All that happened was the my whole mouth went numb and I spent most of the morning blubbering around and trying to figure out what the big pieces of rubber on my face were. They later turned out to be my lips. Go figure.
I just looked down and saw my fly was unzipped. I wonder how fucking long it's been like that. Everyone's probably seen my penis now. Except Sean. I -know- he's already seen my penis.
I think I preface all of my entries with that.
This medicine tastes nasty. I take it and it's all I can taste for like three hours afterwards, regardless of what I eat.
We went and saw Butterfly Effect at the cheapass theater again today, out of pure boredom. That movie kicks ass, except that whenever Ashton Kutcher comes on the screen I think he's going to say, "Dude, where's my car?" It must suck to be typecast like that. Maybe he shouldn't be so fucking stupid the rest of the time he's in the pubIic eye.
Earlier I did something really stupid and sprayed a bunch of chloroseptic in my mouth to try to get rid of my sore throat. All that happened was the my whole mouth went numb and I spent most of the morning blubbering around and trying to figure out what the big pieces of rubber on my face were. They later turned out to be my lips. Go figure.
I just looked down and saw my fly was unzipped. I wonder how fucking long it's been like that. Everyone's probably seen my penis now. Except Sean. I -know- he's already seen my penis.