Apr 19, 2004 15:37
SomethingAwful forums members' comments on the Mars Volta:
"I think they're like a Mexican version of Rush or something."
"Everyone around my city practically fellates the nearest person out of sheer joy when that band is even mentioned. I have no fathomable idea why."
"NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTT
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT"
"They are highly unoriginal, unlyrical, atonal, and look like a bunch of retards."
"I kept hearing that they're the band of the future, but then I heard This Aparatus Must Be Unearthed. To me, they sounded like the composers from Castlevania teamed up with Trent Reznor's noisebank (circa TDS) and flogged a 6-year-old girl with a microphone. MUSIC OF THE FUTURE INDEED!"
"They're masturbational material for pretentious Livejournal adepts."
...that is all.