I need new jeans.
5 things I want to say to 5 different people. Which turns out to be like, 25 things in all, but that’s not what I mean. I meant one thing to one person. Or something. ANYWAY! This is an exercise in catharsis since I am bitter and angry most of the time, and maybe this will fix that.
1. You are the most hypocritical person I know and I can’t believe I put up with you for as long as I did. Seriously, no one likes the holier-than-thou act on anyone, especially someone who is so vain and vapid as you. Why do people think they are being clever when they wink at their “secret boyfriend” across the hall? Did you ever stop to realize that maybe the reasons people know so much about you is because you are blatantly obvious? I am not that good at reading people, but I can tell when you do something stupid because you actually reference your stupidity. Also: How you ever made it three years in fashion school an still dress like you do is beyond me. Shirts from Victoria Secret /= fashionable every single time.
2. If I ever see you again and you get near enough for me to grab you by the hair and punch you, I probably will (even if your skin is like leather now and it might hurt me than it hurts you.).
3. Stop calling me critical, it’s really irritating. Also, stop putting words in my mouth and getting angry at things I didn’t say. ALSO STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE IT’S ANNOYING AS SHIT. I mean, when you huff and stomp away because something happened in your little mind that I did without stopping to tell me what it is that might be bothering you, I WON’T GET IT. And I won’t be inclined to not bother you any more because that’s a pussy thing to do. Tell me to my FACE instead of giving yourself an ulcer.
4. I’ve grown out of you and I wish you would either grow up or stop trying so hard. It’s kind of depressing actually. Who’d have thought I’d be more mature than someone else? That’s like, a sign of the apocalypse.
5. I swear to god if you get me to read Manga I’m going to kill myself because that’s like the final frontier of geekdom.
1. You are the most hypocritical person I know and I can’t believe I put up with you for as long as I did. Seriously, no one likes the holier-than-thou act on anyone, especially someone who is so vain and vapid as you. Why do people think they are being clever when they wink at their “secret boyfriend” across the hall? Did you ever stop to realize that maybe the reasons people know so much about you is because you are blatantly obvious? I am not that good at reading people, but I can tell when you do something stupid because you actually reference your stupidity. Also: How you ever made it three years in fashion school an still dress like you do is beyond me. Shirts from Victoria Secret /= fashionable every single time.
2. If I ever see you again and you get near enough for me to grab you by the hair and punch you, I probably will (even if your skin is like leather now and it might hurt me than it hurts you.).
3. Stop calling me critical, it’s really irritating. Also, stop putting words in my mouth and getting angry at things I didn’t say. ALSO STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE IT’S ANNOYING AS SHIT. I mean, when you huff and stomp away because something happened in your little mind that I did without stopping to tell me what it is that might be bothering you, I WON’T GET IT. And I won’t be inclined to not bother you any more because that’s a pussy thing to do. Tell me to my FACE instead of giving yourself an ulcer.
4. I’ve grown out of you and I wish you would either grow up or stop trying so hard. It’s kind of depressing actually. Who’d have thought I’d be more mature than someone else? That’s like, a sign of the apocalypse.
5. I swear to god if you get me to read Manga I’m going to kill myself because that’s like the final frontier of geekdom.