Hee, puns.

Feb 04, 2006 16:09

My mom sent me a birthday card with a cow on the front of it. The cow is wearing a purple hat with lightening bolts all over it, and the cow is also wearing glasses.

On the inside it says, "Happy birthday from Dairy Potter!"

I think I'll have it framed.

Also, if I am doing a silly assignment about ocean creatures that really is more appropriate for first graders--but I'm not complaining because hey, it's easier for me--and I've decided to pick the giant squid as my creature "of interest" does that...wait, I've lost track of the sentence. If there is a question that says "Can humans eat the creature?" do I put yes or no? I mean, we eat squid but the only thing I'd want to do with a giant squid is cringe in terror.

So. Yes. Do my assignment for me, bitches!

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