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One For ME!!!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keith!

1. Baby swans are called Keith!
2. If you drop Keith from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
3. If Keith was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
4. The air around Keith is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
5. Donald Duck's middle name is Keith.
6. Keith never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
7. The patron saint of Keith is Saint Eugenie.
8. Keith cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
9. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Keith from each salad served in first class.
10. During severe windstorms, Keith may sway several feet to either side.

And one for my love!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Idina Menzel!

1. Idina Menzel once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Idina Menzel.
3. A Idina Menzelometer is used to measure Idina Menzel.
4. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Idina Menzel.
5. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Idina Menzel state'!
6. Contrary to popular belief, Idina Menzel is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
7. During severe windstorms, Idina Menzel may sway several feet to either side.
8. The horns of Idina Menzel are made entirely from hair.
9. You can tell if Idina Menzel has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
10. Idina Menzel has a bifurcated penis.

Well, we have one thing in common. We both sway to the other side during windstorms, but what is this about her having a penis!?!?!?!?!?!