Selena Gomez and Austin Mahone Are Officially Official
Selena Gomez and Austin Mahone are officially dating, according to Us Weekly.
While the news has been a long time coming, the wonderful twist in this story is that apparently Taylor Swift is the one who set them up.
I am feeling lots of things about this. Firstly, that of course I'd trust Tay Tay to set me up. Of course. However, perhaps Selena shouldn't keep dating boys who have fans who pun themselves with such rabid conviction (re: Austin's Mahomies, Justin's Beliebers).
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And yes, I mean boys, not men. Austin is 17 to Selena's 21.They cannot vote together. They cannot sit at a bar together. They also cannot, most importantly, go to adult jail together (unlike some people), so what will they do on dates?!
Serve Mahomie them cakes sis
While the news has been a long time coming, the wonderful twist in this story is that apparently Taylor Swift is the one who set them up.
I am feeling lots of things about this. Firstly, that of course I'd trust Tay Tay to set me up. Of course. However, perhaps Selena shouldn't keep dating boys who have fans who pun themselves with such rabid conviction (re: Austin's Mahomies, Justin's Beliebers).
Source
And yes, I mean boys, not men. Austin is 17 to Selena's 21.They cannot vote together. They cannot sit at a bar together. They also cannot, most importantly, go to adult jail together (unlike some people), so what will they do on dates?!
Serve Mahomie them cakes sis