I found this in a Myspace bulletin. It's pretty funny.
Gender Identification
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if
the right buttons are pushed, But can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha- Ha !!! You thought it'd be
male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it...And while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push he keeps trying!
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if
the right buttons are pushed, But can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha- Ha !!! You thought it'd be
male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it...And while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push he keeps trying!