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since it's sunday there is no one at the gym. i had my pick of lockers, could use whatever machines i wanted, didn't have to worry about people impatiently waiting for me to be done - it was quite pleasant. until i was done and went back into the locker room to gather my things and leave. there is literally one other person in the ENTIRE locker room. one. and you know where she is? at the locker next to mine. and you know who she was? a butt-naked, OLD, asian woman. just naked, not looking like she's planning on putting any clothes on. so i walk up and clear my throat so i don't startle the old bird, and then have to ask her to move so i can get into my locker. she moves over just enough so that we're not touching .. barely. and then, THEN i miss the combination on my lock and have to do it twice. all i want to do is get out of there because she is still naked and is bending and moving and i am trying as hard as i can to look anywhere else. so i get my locker open and she turns around, butt facing me, and bends over! and as if none of this is enough, there is a piece of toilet paper stuck to her ass!!! i didn't know if i should laugh or cry .. or vomit. how does this happen to me??