Hi Bill
Meet Bill. You can google him, if you like, but he's some sort of "special friend" of my mom's. He's one of those guys she's met online and now they're good friends, though she's told him she has no interest in him further than this. That's what the other guy, Lenny, is for. Poor Bill is rather umm, taken with my mother though, which is pretty obvious. He's smart too, published, professor at Belmont Abbey, all that good stuff. But he is SO SHORT. Little tiny bald guy. Okay, he's buff-ish because he works out but still, 5 foot 5 is just strange standing next to my mom. He's a little odd too, but meh. He likes my mom, and he kept dropping these little hints once dinner got going, which was weird, because I didn't really want to hear that. Lenny should be interesting to meet too, but he's got some crazy work schedule.